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Song Parodies -> "Coming Out The Closet"

Original Song Title:

"Cleaning Out The Closet"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Coming Out The Closet"

Parody Written by:

Cody Slusher

The Lyrics

This is my 3rd Eminem parody.:) Please comment. 3: Boobies. LOL Anyway enjoy.
Where’s my lipstick.
I need my freaking lip stick or I’ll flip.
There it is, never mind.

Have you ever been hated for the fact that your gay.
I have, my mom didn’t like it, so I just ran away.
Now I got a room at the Holiday Inn.
And I married this hot guy.
Yah, his name is Ben.

My wardrobe full of tank tops and mini skirts.
Sometimes, I like to wear my unicorn t-shirt.
Wearing a Hello Kitty book bag everywhere.
And I got a drawer full of pink underwear.

I decorate my crib from the inside and out.
Mom don’t understand, she can’t figure me out.
Look at me now, I bet your properly sick of me now.
Ain’t you momma, I’m going make you so ridiculous now.

I’m sorry momma.
I have a little secret.
I actually sleep with guys.
And tonight, I’m coming out the closet.

One more time

I’m sorry momma.
I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant you cry.
But tonight, I’m coming out the closet.
Hope you like it. PLEASE COMMENT. IF YOU DO I GIVE YOU A FREE KITTEN. (Not really,but still do it)

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 9

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Eminenema - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This explains a lot! All those dustups he gets into with the girls (Mariah Carey being the latest) are actually...CATFIGHTS! No wonder he wanted to fight Moby, a girl could beat up Moby. He probably liked Bruno flying down and giving him crotchface after all.
Cody Slusher - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Eminem is not gay. It was a parody.
Addicted Cat - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
That is funny.
Christie Marie M - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Great take on the name of the character "Feminem"! 555!
LALAMAN27 - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Eye in the Sky - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Eminem is gay...
Cody Slusher - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
He is not. It's a parody. Not saying that he gay.
Red Ant - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Considering that, at best, you did about 1/4th of the OS, my 211 vote is well earned.
Crimson STUNTs - September 10, 2014 - Report this comment
could i make a video with this?

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