Song Parodies -> Coming Out The Closet
| Original Song Title: | "Cleaning Out The Closet" |
| Original Performer: | Eminem |
| Parody Song Title: | "Coming Out The Closet" |
| Parody Written by: | Cody Slusher |
This is my 3rd Eminem parody.:) Please comment. 3: Boobies. LOL Anyway enjoy.
(Feminem)
Where’s my lipstick.
I need my freaking lip stick or I’ll flip.
There it is, never mind.
Have you ever been hated for the fact that your gay.
I have, my mom didn’t like it, so I just ran away.
Now I got a room at the Holiday Inn.
And I married this hot guy.
Yah, his name is Ben.
My wardrobe full of tank tops and mini skirts.
Sometimes, I like to wear my unicorn t-shirt.
Wearing a Hello Kitty book bag everywhere.
And I got a drawer full of pink underwear.
I decorate my crib from the inside and out.
Mom don’t understand, she can’t figure me out.
Look at me now, I bet your properly sick of me now.
Ain’t you momma, I’m going make you so ridiculous now.
(Chorus)
I’m sorry momma.
I have a little secret.
I actually sleep with guys.
And tonight, I’m coming out the closet.
(Feminem)
One more time
I’m sorry momma.
I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant you cry.
But tonight, I’m coming out the closet.
Where’s my lipstick.
I need my freaking lip stick or I’ll flip.
There it is, never mind.
Have you ever been hated for the fact that your gay.
I have, my mom didn’t like it, so I just ran away.
Now I got a room at the Holiday Inn.
And I married this hot guy.
Yah, his name is Ben.
My wardrobe full of tank tops and mini skirts.
Sometimes, I like to wear my unicorn t-shirt.
Wearing a Hello Kitty book bag everywhere.
And I got a drawer full of pink underwear.
I decorate my crib from the inside and out.
Mom don’t understand, she can’t figure me out.
Look at me now, I bet your properly sick of me now.
Ain’t you momma, I’m going make you so ridiculous now.
(Chorus)
I’m sorry momma.
I have a little secret.
I actually sleep with guys.
And tonight, I’m coming out the closet.
(Feminem)
One more time
I’m sorry momma.
I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant you cry.
But tonight, I’m coming out the closet.
Hope you like it. PLEASE COMMENT. IF YOU DO I GIVE YOU A FREE KITTEN. (Not really,but still do it)
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This explains a lot! All those dustups he gets into with the girls (Mariah Carey being the latest) are actually...CATFIGHTS! No wonder he wanted to fight Moby, a girl could beat up Moby. He probably liked Bruno flying down and giving him crotchface after all.
Eminem is not gay. It was a parody.
That is funny.
Hilarious! Great take on the name of the character "Feminem"! 555!
THAT WAS FUNNY. FYI, NICE BOOB JOKE.
Eminem is gay...
He is not. It's a parody. Not saying that he gay.
Considering that, at best, you did about 1/4th of the OS, my 211 vote is well earned.
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