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Song Parodies -> "Without Me"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Me"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

This is quite a tricky song to Parody but here is the story: Ricky Hatton fought and lost badly on Saturday to Manny Pacquiao, Annihilated is more the word anyway here's an eminem version of the events of that night. P.S the chorus states put down in three ( it means the number of knockdowns ricky suffered not the rounds it took )
Poor Ricky Hatton went down at ringside
Down at ringside, down at ringside

Poor Ricky Hatton went down at ringside
Down at ringside, down at ringside

What a smack
on the chin
Ricky’s Back
Tell a friend
Ricky’s Back, Ricky’s Back, Ricky’s Back, Ricky’s Back,
Ricky’s Back, Ricky’s Back, Ricky’s Back,

I got killed by a boxer, cause nobody wants to see Hatton no more
They want Manny, He’s top bill here (huh)
I got chinned by Manny, smack bang and I’ll see ya
I tried to box with speed but he was much quicker

Could’ah won the fight because I was much bigger
Then I forgot how to box I got hit too much
By the Pacman when I’m not concentrating
Now I’m lying on the floor seeing stars and bells ring (heyy!!)

I’m out for so long, lets start debating
I aint back, got so ragged must be retiring
I know you think you got shot their Ricky
But your ass got smashed in two rounds by Manny

Back to Man City, that’s it for me
Or that it should be, just wait and see
I was gone and knocked out - count 123
But Box aint boxing, without me

Oh, shit gone got hit, smack on my lips
Take that, Mandibles Hit, got ground into shit
Feel unsteady; cause my heads about to feel heavy
I just swallowed all my front teeth, THANK YOU MANNY

Chorus:
I got bopped on the Gob for free
Now everybody, just laugh at me
Cause I need a little, sparring spree
Cause I was put on my, arse in three
I said I could not defeat Manny
So everybody, just look at me
Cause I need a little, sparring spree
Cause I did not box well, with Manny

Viva Las Vegas, Fans Feeling ridiculous
Embarrassed their Hero’s still flat on the canvas
They start drinking pay ridiculous prices
Til someone shouts at rick and says get up you damn BITCH!!!
A dictionary, Hatton’s a fairy
You need a new solution, computing the brainwaves
A rematch, so let me just crawl up and ask
I have to go there and kiss Manny Pacquiao’s ass
Fight was a disaster, annihilated me
For him to see him just kicking my ass, you smashed up me
Want rematch, I wanna wanna wanna wanna I *BZZT

I can Box you better need to train and then I’m going to beat yah,
Ending up beating you thin like a wafer
I’m crying for attention, back for the winter
My head is hurting; Manny’s punch still smarting
That punch blew out my damn ears, got brain sting
Bzzt testing, I’m off my knees
Feel the tension, soon as the ref has seen me
Seeing ten men, my visions blurry
That’s it, who says, I slipped you see

I got bopped on the Gob for free
Now everybody, just laugh at me
Cause I need a little, sparring spree
Cause I was put on my, arse in three
I said I could not defeat Manny
So everybody, just look at me
Cause I need a little, sparring spree
Cause I did not box well, with Manny

A ticket for that shit, he was beat like flat bread
Paid a lotta money for Hitman live stint
Skybox office, YOU JUST GOT YOUR ASS KICKED
Worse than little bitch Mayweather managed
And only, you should now retire cosy
Your filthy stinking rich millionaire, cosy
You don’t know see, you’re broken, let go
Its over, Pacquiao gave you the heave ho
Just let Go, brain sending a signal
You’ll be there with a head full of new head bumps
You feel dope, resentful with a insult
You should’ve left the ring with dignity in full

But ricky your shit it seems
Everybody only wants to see Manny
Cos your boxing was dis-gus-ting
A left on chin put you to sleep

No you’re not the first guy to lose to Manny
It’s just the worst thing I’ve seen in ages
You lost your head and went to quickly
And Pacman chinned you so damn sweetly

(Hey!!) here a concept that works
Twenty million dollars for six minutes work
And no matter how much we laugh Manny
Boxing is empty without me

I got bopped on the Gob for free
Now everybody, just laugh at me
Cause I need a little, sparring spree
Cause I was put on my, arse in three
I said I could not defeat Manny
So everybody, just look at me
Cause I need a little, sparring spree
Cause I did not box well, with Manny

Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*

Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*

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Gari J - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I should have written this is eminem with Ricky Hatton, come on amirighters this parody is very really done
Ellis Dee - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I watched the Ricky Hatton fight and it was a bad one at that, this song has many clich'es for that night, a little hard to follow but then again so id eminem 555
Cody Slusher - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty good. I just posted my Without Me parody today. It is called With Miley.
Mark Scotti - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
And Brilliant it is, Gari! Really packs a punch, and you followed the song well.
Gari J - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for commenting first time for trying a song this complex. Thanks for the 5's Ellis Dee. I'll keep a look out for it Cody thanks for commenting Thanks Mark Scotti it was really hard to fit the Parody in sync with the OS but I see it worked.
Christie Marie M - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, how's about that fight! My family has been chewing about it this weekend. Yeah, that's quite a blow that Hatton took to the Pacman. Seems like Pacquiao is the new Evander Holyfield or Mike Tyson. I hear they really fought well and Hatton sure tried his best to fight Manny. Still would be nice if Hatton won the match, but I can't say that to my parents for they would kill me because they are Manny Pacquiao fans, and since we are Filipino. Threw 555 blows to the song!
Gari J - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Pacquiao was like a young Tyson that night in that he finished Hatton off very quickly and in devestating fashion, Thanks for the 5's is that true your from the Phillipinnes Manny is like a GOD over thier.
Andria - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
That fight was excellent, and I hope that Manny Pacquiao turns out not to have Mike Tyson's nasty temper and scofflaw tendencies when not in the fighting ring. Here are some more 5s, and I too submitted a parody today, albeit not of this OS. Keep an eye out for it tomorrow.

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