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Song Parodies -> "Grab Ya Satchel"

Original Song Title:

"Crack A Bottle"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Grab Ya Satchel"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

[Chorus: D-Mayne]
So grab ya satchel, we gotta win the match ya’ll
We’ve finally made it to Downfall, now lets hit em wit a Molotov
O-oh o-oh, that Nazi just got so pwned
Once I’m handed a shotgun, there’s nobody that can come close
Now where’s the copter?? Who’s seen the Copter?
It seems that they’re gaining on us
And there’s no signal flares left in the truck
Nazis hunt us, but we got our snipers locked on
It’s time to get our slaughter on
So throw me a couple of those round drums

Ok... let's go

[Verse: Kle Shay]
Now there’s a reason why my prestige is the highest in years
When I execute a deadly move, you’re left with a look of fear
I’m a full time pwner, since the day I turned twenty-one
Now I’m such a player slayer, I have my own design of gun
Now if you must, continue on trying to spot me through that m2
I’m like a healthy dose of HeadEx, when my delivery comes at you
I collaborate with greatness, and my fragrance is captivating
Smells like absolute destruction, when my bullets are circulating
Why you hatin? You mad at the fact that I got game?
And you’re stuck with being a celebr-casulty that never had fame
I call your betty Bouncing Betty, like Betty’s a land mine
Your playin so damn lousy, even mute guys criticize
I’m 100% evil with my Satchel in place
Release and relax as I sit back at your explodin showcase
Don’t even try to come back man, I already win
At the start of this match, I was just waitin for the next one to begin


Ladies and Gentleman… me again!

[Kle Shay]
I bring Tank Terror, and Rank Error
I fail never, M1 Garand
Yeah it’s over, my flamethrower
Makes you cower, and flame slower
A game pwner, I stay rockin
The real leader, like Obama
Got grenadas, Arisaka
M1 Thompson and magnum revolvers
I go 3rd person shooter cause I wanna see myself defeat
All these other wannabees dropping their DP
Yeah, I’m so good, they put me on both sides of the split screen
They callin me the ATM, Auto-Matic Trigger Machine
I blast thee… Grab the satchel and the fireworks, go berserk
Destroy the entire level, and that is one of my best Perks
Grab The Hearse, and enter, you’re dead now, it must hurt
Need a Nurse, cause my artillery hit you harder than this verse
Now what’s worse? The fact that I won or that this is my first tZime playin?
It’s far worse than the numbers the TV screen is displayin
And when I’m slayin, look up to your god and start prayin
But I’m sayin, even he can’t save you from the bullets that I’m sprayin


What you thought I was done? Uh-huh. YO!

[Kle Shay]
Now t-t-tell me I ain’t illmatic
The Satchel I’m grabbin, my bullets packin
Double tappin like a fiend for this action
Now witness your existence slowly fade to black
Get the DP’s, get to the throwin all Molotov’s in the back
I make SVT stand for So Very Talented
My skills are deadly, with a lil bit of gracefulness balanced in
So amazing, I’m gonna name my offspring prestige
And when he turns 10, I’ll make fun of his for taking much longer than me
Haha, but in all seriousness, I’m so damn fly
My playin so crazy, even Ozzy like Aye Aye Aye
Now why why why, you even try try try
Is beyond me, man, a mystery, you never come close to a level like mine
A killi x a milli ain’t no denyin I’m rilli
Big grenades on my chest like my name is J. Tilley
You love to run around boastin how you’re so raw
Yeah… In your bra!


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Mr. Washable - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
It should be noted that the verses are completly different from the OS. This was technically a remix to a parody that was never made in the first place. The original parody lyrics were lost, and these were kept.
Cody Slusher - April 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Good. Do one of "We Made You" by Eminem

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