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Song Parodies -> "Lose Your Soul"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Lose Your Soul"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

Hebrews 9:27 "...it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment..." The song begins with a recently dead man standing at the Judgment.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, tears are heavy
There's smoke up in his nostrils already, sins are plenty
He's nervous. Below the surface fire's hot and ready
He'll drop fast, cuz he kept on forgetting
what God wrote down, but now God seems so loud
He tries to find more excuses but he's out
He's chokin', wow, Christ the Judge has spoken now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaoh!
Oh crap, it's reality, Oh,
there goes gravity, Oh,
his depravity showed
It's so sad, but he won't
burn up that easy, No,
hell won't have it, he knows
it's eternity's scope
He can't have any dope
There's no high but he'll smoke
It's his fault and he knows
he can't go back; hell is his new home, permanent
You can be born again though
It's thru Christ only
Better trust Jesus' atonement have faith and confess Him

You're gonna lose your soul
and you choose it
It's your sin
Must repent
or you'll be burning down below
Heaven is far off
Do not miss your chance to go
Missed opportunities kill, and God's your lifeline

You're gonna lose your soul
and you choose it
Have faith in
the blood spent
or you'll be burning down below
Heaven is far off
Do not miss your chance to go
The universities kill, but God's your lifeline

My soul's escaping, from the hole that was gaping
My soul is God's for the taking. Christ is King.
But we move toward a, new world order
and they've all gone a whorin', I can't ignore 'em, sick with their whoredom
On earth it grows harder, but hell's still hotter
You die it's all over, in hell there's no water
Coast to coast foes help satan's armada
World explodes, God only knows how much farther
Where's home? Choose your father
If you won't, ask your son or your daughter
You hold them close but let 'em go, you're worth nada
You sho don't wanna hear mo, but you gotta
Or end up like the last schmoe disposed
who nose-dove in hell's squalor
Cuz your body's gotta grow old and grow cold
You suppose it's not dire
but your soul goes on
and it could end up in fire

You're gonna lose your soul
and you choose it
Have faith in
the blood spent
and it'll wash you white as snow
Heaven is far off
Do not miss your chance to go
The world community kills, but God's your lifeline

You're gonna lose your soul
and you choose it
Have faith in
the blood spent
or you'll be burning down below
Heaven is far off
Do not miss your chance to go
Religious unity kills, but God's your lifeline

Don't get fried, Don't deny what God supplied
Jesus Christ is Lord of lords but He has no pride
He was Maker in the beginning, but on this side
He got beat up and spit on and crucified
But He kept loving and kept dying in our favor
Best believe Jesus is Lord and our Saviour
All the pain He felt amplified made the
fact that His blood He willingly gave ya
show that you can't provide the right rate of
thanks for His present, cuz man,
your works and best plans won't do greater
Open it quickly, there's no more chance later, you got one life
Jesus loved and died hard, then they pierced Him even harder
spilling blood and water dead cold, but
three days later got up much seen went to Father, great commission gotta
Screw your karma drama heathen crap and
just trust, but you don't wanna
Lamb without spot, whose sacrifice does alot
and He has gotten me greater joy, but you don't care. You've got
to have some faith in God or your eternity is shot
Jesus is your only soul salvation option, Buddha's not
Jesus loves you, but your doubt has got
to go. You cannot go up from satan's lot
With Jesus blood I am bought.
He failed me not.
This may be the only opportunity that you got

You're gonna lose your soul
and you choose it
Have faith in
the blood spent.
It isn't "what" but "who" you know
Heaven is far off
Do not miss your chance to go
You need immunity from the debt of your crimes

You're gonna lose your soul
and you choose it
Have faith in
the blood spent
or you'll be burning down below
Heaven is far off
Do not miss your chance to go
Christ Jesus rose from the dead, now He's your lifeline

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