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Song Parodies -> "Just Do It"

Original Song Title:

"Just Lose It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Just Do It"

Parody Written by:

Skittle

The Lyrics

[Intro]
[lighter noises]
Ok..
Guess who smokes crack
Eminem
Eminem smoke’s crack
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the basement
To the basement, to the basement
Now everyone report to the basement
Alright Stop!.....bongs up

[Verse 1]
Come here little pot heads, white or black
Guess who's back with some brand new crack?
And I don't mean crack as in a new case of swat investigation accusation
(pffff…aaaaah)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of joints
What else could I possibly do to make friends?
I done smoked in everything, even in a Mercedes Benz
gimme your roach clips Michael
That's just a crack whore, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy at points
I get a little bit out of control with my joints
Good God, puff, smoke a little on the side
til you can bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the rec room floor
I’m gonna need tp for my bunghole
And it's cool if we smoke one more though
Nobody's gonna know, who'd smell it?
Give a little "puff puff", it's OK! [aaaah]
Oops the dj just tripped
And everyone now knows you’re a pot addict

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you smoke
til you choke
Yeah dude puff that grass
you to girl
girl girl girl
puff it til you hurl
you p*ssy just do it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just do it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
your lazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
I’m crazy
(HA-HA)
I’m crazy baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's high day
Just to smoke a jay all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
smokin on the freeway
wishin it was leegy (Legal)
Got the top down, lettin' the smoke blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna smoke with me

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like an ass
But I really wanna smoke this half pound of grass
could puff it with me once or twice
til were both fallin down and not talkin right (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
I wanna help you unwind

(Fattylicious)
Man, you must be up out your mind"

DUDE! (HA-HA)
pot head! blind!
I'm just tryna unwind
Yeah right!

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you smoke
til you choke
Yeah dude puff that grass
you to girl
girl girl girl
puff it til you hurl
you p*ssy just do it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just do it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
your lazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
I’m crazy
(HA-HA)
I’m crazy baby
(HA-HA)


[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't remember what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(LEGALIZE!)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm probably guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we found your sh*t
yellin' at an old lady
SMOKE WITH ME!!!

Now this is the part where it all breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
the sh*t looks like meth now
til we got some more then everyone pisses themselves
Snap back to reality
it’s a bad habit
Yo you wanna roll one up!?
I'm a grown man!
Come on lighter light light light light
I don't have any lines to go right here so, let’s smoke another
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
smoke a fat pound and make your sister jealous (what?)
fat blunts
little blunts
short blunts
long blunts
fat blunts
I f*cking all blunts
Everyone report to the basement
It's your chance for a little high whore
blunt squeezin high is the reason
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
it’s so damn pleasin

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you smoke
til you choke
Yeah dude puff that grass
you to girl
girl girl girl
puff it til you hurl
you p*ssy just do it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just do it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
your lazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
I’m crazy
(HA-HA)
I’m crazy baby
(HA-HA)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm smoke a dubee
UmMmMmm smoke a dubee
Ooh boy just roll a blunt
I mean girl just show me that…
DUDE!

F*** it!
I’m high!
Later!!!


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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Below Average Dave - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Can't say I relate to the topic, but bravo on taking on this song and pacing it pretty well, 5's
Dr Music - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Surreal, but good...very good. the 5's are on their way to you.
Skittle - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks for the comments you guys! recording are on their way PROMISE!!!
Cody Slusher - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I love it. A dope and cocain song.555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.

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