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Original Song Title:

"Marshall Mathers"

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The Lyrics


You know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm makin records
Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin
Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?
Get the fuck out of here

[Chorus One: SMD]

You see I'm, just SMD (SMD)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever gave a fuck before,
all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

Yo, you might see me in the gym, you might see me at my crib
You’d see me at my house, but you don’t know where I live
You cannot kill what ain’t your creation
Gift from god, like the focus during meditation
Yellow Lamborghini, You can’t see me
Cruisin on the Westside, just takin it easy
My fuel is running low, gotta fill up on gas
Prices are unbelievable, the government just laughs
Paid cash, for red button nitrous, to speed shit up
Pissed off, cause the fuckin thing blew up
These cheap imitations, keep ripping people off
Like a switch of wallets, but wheres the payoff
All the drug lords pill' poppin and wrist slittin
They all gettin high just to make a livin
Drugs to write songs, gotta be high to write an album
It’s all about the cash flow, gotta make drug money
I'm anti-weed so don’t think that this is funny
with instincts to feel free, I’m not laughin buddy
These fuckin posers can't sing and excuses are garbage
What you think I’m joking? Gimme back my drink
All I see is writers in magazines complaining
Whatever happened to real skill, from years of training?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
Multi-platinum album signin, Meeting the fans who have been ridin
With you since day one, now days it don’t exist
There’s always a twist, the fans are always missed
And then they can’t wait, to meet your ass in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Unlike them, my fans actually like me(uh-uh)
Send comments to my myspace(yup)
Just to greet me, weekly, and say hi daily (hehe)
They’ve Listened to my CD’s, a lot lately
I thank them all, I appreciate it greatly (thank you)
I think I was put here to inspire the earth
Show all the doubters exactly what I’m worth
Plus I was put here to prove all doubters wrong
You think I can’t do it, I’m in it, so u were wrong
Its all about the game, and its time to play
You could fight me in numbers, but one on one you run away (fuckin punks)
And I don't fuck around, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask 'em about the night, I challenged them and they ducked out
Couldn’t believe there eyes when they saw me and busted out
Ducked down and got knocked the fuck out
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
when you seen me in person, you were runnin South of 10
And I don't need help, from about 12, to beat up 1 person
You showed up and fucked off after seein me rehearsin
"John Cena" you damn right, John Cena
I rep ChainGang and I ain’t ashamed of it neither

[Chorus Two: SMD]

Cause I'm, just SMD (SMD)
I like my wrestling,
I'll knock you out if you talk shit about it (talk shit about it)
Come and see me on the streets alone
if you assholes doubt it (assholes doubt it)
And if you wanna run your mouth
Then come down and do somethin about it (somethin about it)

Is it because of jealousy, that you guys hate me?
You want things from me, so you callin me lately
Now because of this money stack, that’s rolled real fat
You wanna call me up, Cryin that you want me back?
Trademark just spun around, now we got an MT
Media never leaves and I’m too hot for TV
"Oh, I take ya to the candy shop,
I let ya lick the lollipop’ , NO, stop, its ok, im cool with fitty
We take it to the streets, cuz we run the city
All over the streets, like ya favourite shoe
WrestleMania will end, after the STF-U
I got my guesses, like sweet chin to naitch
Which is it bitch, John Cena or Triple H?
It doesn't matter, Fuck it
Im talkin bout wrestling, because I love it
People get aggravated , some people even waited
So tell me, what the hell is a fan to do?
Jeff Hardy is suspended, out for 60 days dude
He was bout to cash in, on a world title win
All the sudden, he’s back to the start again (Goddamn!)
We got matt, coming back, to face MVP
Hardy in, Hardy out, just the way its gonna be
All the haters, they claim that they know me
But SMD’s like a pinwheel, so go ahead and blow me(Blow-Blow)
And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
Bought an MTV magazine, with my last grand
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of J-LO’s ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:
uhh, here - DOUBLE XL!, DOUBLE XL!
Now your magazine should most definitely sell
Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple more myself

[Chorus One (x2): SMD]

Cuz I'm, just SMD (SMD)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever gave a fuck before,
all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to take shots at me (take shots at me)
Find Me @

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