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Song Parodies -> "The Time Paris Hilton Served"

Original Song Title:

"The Way I Am"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Time Paris Hilton Served"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

I figured I'd give this song a whack...the pacing should be spot on; I listened to the song while I was writing it
I walk out, with this clout and no
doubt, and this pout on this face,
that gives me the look needed to be a hot ce-lebriTY in this...
in this place... on this date I feel great, walking straight
through this gate, and it’s late, it’s still great no more orange is my fate,
No more cells, no more jails, no more hell, time to leave out this prison.
I finished my sentences, done with the stress
that's been chasing me in here it’s time to egress
And then rest again peacefully...

Now at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm drivin' or drinkin' a latte
to not come and speak to me.

You exposed me, so no, I won’t pose for
a mother-fuck-ing thing! I'm not just like Lindsay.
I'm not what your friends think.
I'm Paris, not Britney. I can be a bitch
If you tempt me, just ask Nicole Richie.
No prison can keep me! They wouldn’t release me,
I'm having a hissy....don’t go there!
I don't care! It’s not fair that I have to do jail-time
So, call up my lawyer! Give me an hour…
I'll cry in the courtroom in front of Judge Sauer
I'm scared, so I cower...I can't seem to come clean
‘Cause that's all that he sees…It's just me.

But I served whatever you say I served
And if I didn’t, then why would I say I served
In the paper, the cops say my car I swerved
All the people say I got some nerve
But I served whatever you say I served
And if I didn’t, then why would I say I served
In the paper, the cops say my car I swerved
I don’t know, that’s just the time I served.

Sometimes I just feel like my mother…hey, bring me another
My drinking is careless, embarrassed ‘cause I just spent ‘One Night In Paris’
The tape of me ‘mating’ has gotten spec-TAC-cular ratings
Now all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media immediately
Makes a fool out of me…

I’m the one that they capture, but not Tara Reid or Britney
or Lindsay! What the fuck? I’m the one they put up
Guess I’m shit outta luck! Wish they’d all just shut up
with the bullshit they are putting out, I’m a star!
When a girl's gettin’ burgers and crashes her car
and they blame it on alcohol ... oh just damn it all
Who had the wherewithal? And look at where it falls...

Middle of Hollywood
now it's a travesty
now it's so bad to see
a big celeb-rity
having this happenin'.
Then attack poor old me
'cause I drove this way…

And I'm sad 'cause they sent me to jail
For the lesson that I need to learn,
I ain’t learnin’ it! I have returned!

‘Cause I served whatever you say I served
And if I didn’t, then why would I say I served
In the paper, the cops say my car I swerved
All the people say I got some nerve
But I served whatever you say I served
And if I didn’t, then why would I say I served
In the paper, the cops say my car I swerved
I don’t know, that’s just the time I served.

I'm so spoiled rotten, I’m rich, and I’m hot, and now I
wish that I
could just get this forgotten
and dropped from the top, see it’s not gonna stop me.
I'm not goin' to be victom to all stalker-azzi.
And pigeon-holed in to some party girl princess
that gets me a rep that I party in excess.

So what if my driving was reckless?!
I say all the people are feckless
who think I'm too bratty and I drive when I’m drunk
'cause I threw a big tantrum and cried for my mom.
So they always keep askin' the same stupid questions...
What cell did I go to? Whose set was I claimin;?
The why, the who what, when the where and the how
'til I'm grabbin' my dog and I'm tossin' it out.
It was drivin' me crazy. I can't take it.
I'm ailin’ and fakin' just like when I sing
And I'm thankful for time in the hospital wing
This jail don’t mean a THING to my lifestyle
And all of the comfort it brings

No, I don’t care ‘bout probation
You’re damn right I’m spoiled, it’s great!

‘Cause I served whatever you say I served
And if I didn’t, then why would I say I served
In the paper, the cops say my car I swerved
All the people say I got some nerve
But I served whatever you say I served
And if I didn’t, then why would I say I served
In the paper, the cops say my car I swerved
I don’t know, that’s just the time I served.




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John Barry - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but fives for the masterful writing and rhyming.
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Man-oh-man, Sync! I'm way too chicken to take on Eminem, but you've done a cracking good job here. Stunning rhymes. 555
LPG-Unit - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Nicely done, dude! 555
Tommy Vercetti - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Like what LPG said, it's awesome... 555
SlimShady0001 - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Good. But doesn't rhyme as much as Eminem. I would like to see someone rewrite "Never Enough". Eminem rhymes the whole verse.

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