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Song Parodies -> "Cleaning Out My Colon"

Original Song Title:

"Cleaning Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Cleaning Out My Colon"

Parody Written by:

Krooked K

The Lyrics

this is a song from a parody artist that is a genius
wheres my toilet paper theres no toilet paper in my
bathroom oh there it is yo yo yol
have you ever been bloated feels like you bout to explode
i have im blowin you can ask my kamod wicked cramps
during traffic jams them are the worst sick to my stomach
feels like im bout to burst all that gurglin and garglin
sounds like oceans exploden temper flarin no just
blow them off and keep going leaving the smell
of sour vinegar in the air you can cover your nose but it still
lingerene there it smells so foul i bet your probably sick of me
now aint you toilet shoot im gonna sit on you now
im sorry toilet inever meant to clog you i never meant to
make you overflow but tonight im cleaning out my colon
chourus 2
i got some flatunce in mystomach and i dont know if no one
knows it so before igo in my bathroom door and ill expose it
ill take you back to last monday eve before i ever had those four
tacos with nacho chesse i was hungry man i havent aten
since lunch so i got in my car and i went down to get somethin
to munch til i got to the drive thru wonderin what i should buy
the gordittas no on second thought its the tacos ill buy
the clerk said pay me so i drove up to the front of the line
gave the money to him and i started to dine man untill
my stomach it started ache putting them hot sauce on my tacos
was a big mistake what i did was stupid now i need a plumber
cause i did like larry did on dumb and dumber man i filt it
made that toilet straight over flow thats my night good reason is
i lost seven pounds though CHOURUS 2
now i wouldent diss my own toilet just to get reckonition take a second to liston who my stomach is dissin but try imaginen
your buttox makin farts in the evenin now but is that the reason
you made me fart alot toilet so you can justify the way im breathing
now but gues what you getting worse and your stinky
im gonna now that your nasty and my fart are smelly now
there beutiful but ill never see them wont even come out my cubibles see what hurts me the most you didnt want to flush
boy do you job keep telling them you had a crush
but you didnt even help me to sit my pelvis but wont grow as
big as a zit remember when you said farts died and yo wish it was
me well i did eat but the food was chinese
CHOURUS2
www.krookedk.com

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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Below Average Dave - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Emeniem parodies that are successful are almost inherently 5s. . .this is no exception
whitey trash - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
you are one of the biggest geniusesses

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