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Song Parodies -> "Livin' Like Jed Clampett"

Original Song Title:

"Cleanin' Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Livin' Like Jed Clampett"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here's the rock version... it misses the spoken beginning part but has much better background music than the uncovered song, Here Y'all Go
"Where's dat spare?
I got no spare on my pick-up
There it is
Rap?
So Go?"

My best gal is related to me I confess, she is
But she's big breasted and while sedated she's best
Ferderlines help me fertilize my coke plant lines
Smoke killed the mind of another trucker, helps them unwind
My main devotion is boatin' bathtub's floatin' in ocean
No shoe wearing, uncaring, cast line out and keep rowing
Not heating nothing but dead skunk, reeks like hell but's good eating
Keep reeling bass in the morning, and farting flames in the evening
Heaving while sh*t-faced from too much cheap liquor in my mouth
Aim and do the trigger squeeze, but too drunk shot a cow
Cooking beans now, I bet you're probably sick of beans now
Can your drama! Don't care if you are sick of this, chow!

Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"Don't ever vent, zip up yer fly
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"
Life o' Crime
I said now like Gump's mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"Hope skunk scent comes out sometime
When you are you're living like Jed Clampett"

Y'all

I got some shelled up guns in my Corvette
And hunting bows, for giving does hits
So before they toss me inside a prison for those bits
I'ma dispose it
I'll bake it with a rotisserie
My whore of sister will come and eat some, then me
With inbred baby, Ya see he's got more than a couple of thumbs
As maggot farmer I'm not a fatty, I always miss lunch
But won't quit, I'll blunder at work so pissed off of rye
No I won't, on second thought, I was bucked into a thresher last time
By book, a Hayseed, with whisky pitcher, I'm weaving with stride
Even if I acted prim, Hear Toby Keith and I'd try
Blue collared work, fer sure, cause it's a hayseed's fate
I may not be awake, but I'm not inhuman
Cause gull damn, I still work fer my pay
When kid called me stupid, I knew I was dumb
But the dumbest skit I did, was yell it, "Go Git Her Dun!"
Cause Larry stole it, It's now used in his dern comedy show
Where's my knife?
I'd like to welcome y'all to Mother Nature's Ass-hole

Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"Your cousin's rent to have good time
Cause she is She's living like Jed Clampett"
Gun Has Grime
Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"If truck gets dent, don't even sigh
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"

Now, I would never kiss my own Mama, without sister's permission
Yup, I reckon no kissin' might spare me time with mortician
Cause on her shelf is ammunition
Instead fixed my vision obsessing on Jeff Gordon's racing skills speeding
Pleading that some spun car waves
Blowing up, then a hearse gets a meeting
Failing all public school systems, children say, "Gull damn are you dumb"
My whole life in third grade
Best believe, mind's a brick and grades plummet
I just screw up, and I grew up so I'm a hick such a dumb twit, isn't I
Prison I learned the reason to be peeved at the, LAW!
Guess I can't steal hookers and flee from the, LAW!
Undressed smut, I ain't a chauffer now
Sis grabs hold when I'm lonely
And Clayton, my young buck, is so slick he just stole us a Sony
My family's getting so big now, to take picture, it's aerial
My wife gave fifteen births, we dug those Trojan's a burial (Ha, ha)
Now you may all think it's gross, cause she just did brother's dong
Twitch, that is wrong, Yet you brought your own cousin to Prom
So just spare me whine and quake, shut your mouth and your lips
It's white trash niche
No soap and muck n' yearn for smelling a bit
Remember when Ronnie's bride had three eyes and no teeth
Well that slut, was inbred
Wedding even scared me!

Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"My dentures bent when I ate coon pie
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"
Ton O' Slime
Now like Gump's mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"I just spent the welfare on cheep wine
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 25

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Jack Wilson - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO this freakin rules, 555! White trash awesomeness! Loved the Mother Nature's Ass reference
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird
Yoidy - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Jed rules - 555!
Lime - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job on gittin it dun' lol. Nice job Stove =)
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
that thar's black gold, Matthias, Texas tea - Forest Gump's ma did come up with a lot of bullshit didn't she - 555
Dee Range - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This is so chock full of great White-Trash Red-Neck humor I don't even know where to start.Fishin' from a bathtub, eatin' skunk and fartin' flames, maggot farmin', aeriel family picture takin, Trojan burial. I laughed my freakin' head off at this, Matthias. I almost missed this..just got back from the hospital from having Hernia surgery. Glad I didn't have a copy in the recovery room, I woulda busted out all my stitches. This, IMO, is the funniest of the White Trash Story parodies so far....and to do it to a freakin' rap song makes it even funnier, and the accomplishment so much the greater. TOP SHELF!!
Meriadoc - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
A masterpiece! You win a 555' trailer....
Red Ant - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Jack Wilson and Dee pretty much said everything I was going to. Darned, now I'll have to settle with a TMGLTM, TMGRTM, and 5s
tomario - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
i have no godam idea what you were goin on about half the time,but who cares .you put some hard work in so you get 555
The Charnstar - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3 - HAHAHA! 5-5-5 TO THE MAX!
Cat - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-L) YEEEE-HAAWWW! Loony as hell but rip-roarin' heeee-larious there, Matt!
Jason - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3L) Very good.
Johnny D - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec) WHOAH
Johnny D - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) DEJA WHOAH
Agrimorfee - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) WHOAH baby.
Max Power - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3L-Good rap
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 9) Oh. my. That was sisterfarkin' BRILLIANT!!! A couple of pacing skips, but it's Eminem, so it's excusable. Way to go, Matthias!
Red Ant - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3L) See above, and just "wow".
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done! Pacing is pretty close on a long tough song, and the rest is pretty funny!
Kristof Robertson - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC9) Kudos for taking on a contemporary rap OS while the rest of us retreated to 80s old-skool, Matty. This (like the OS) was dense with mad rhyming, wordplay...with the added bonus of great humour. Brill! 555
Peter Andersson - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Eminem's from up North, isn't he? Nice twist to take him down South like this. :-)
Stuart McArthur - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec8) see above, and that's one fine stream of consciousness there Matthias - big kudos for taking on eminem at his own game - 555
Michael McVey - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, Kentucky ain't like that anymore. Illinois, otoh, has some towns where inbreeding isn't far off. Thank goodness I moved out of that snooty small town long ago.---MM
Josh 2 - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Good stuf 5s
Stuart McArthur - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3L) Holy deja vu, Rapman - it's like I just read and commented on this one yesterday - great job again, Matty :-)
Arwen - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...pretty freaking amazing, Matthias...just excellent!
Josh 2 - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
See my comment above
Arwen - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC...a day later, and I'm still amazed by this...=)
Jack Wilson - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This just MIGHT get you in the top 3 for SOTM
Max Power - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
Agrimorfee - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
Red Ant - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, and great job catching those end-line/head rhymes of "evening/Heaving" and "speeding/Pleading."
Cat - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Phil Alexander - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Although I know the OS, in this case I have no idea who you're talking about... I guess I can guess, though.
bobpiecheese - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) How many contests are you putting this into, man? For my actual comment on this parody, see above.
Kristof Robertson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can tell you're quite proud of this, Matty....and rightly so. Great job.
The Charnstar - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(Sotm) Wow, that's graet. 5-5-5
tomario - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
i was gonna give you 1s for makin me listen to eminem but that wouldn't be fair considering the work you put in (plus i already gave you 5s) great job
Michael McVey - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
See previous comment, + I think the parody is quite funny.---MM
Stuart McArthur - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) at the risk of over-commenting Matthias, I'll just endorse my previous three comments - great job
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I heard 10 seconds of the OS and decided I hated it, so unfortunately I had a very difficult time pacing your parody. It certainly reads like a rap song, for better or for worse. Good lines in places, points for creativity and convincing use of hick terminology.
Johnny D - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Deja DEJA Whoah!
Glen S - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice work with the rhyme-age Matt. I liked the refrain mix-ups and my fave line was 'Now, I would never kiss my own Mama, without sister's permission'. Congrats on getting through this one.
Tim Mayfield - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Too Much Information! hehe. Wonderfully done.
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) WHOAH again. Funny seeing this one here again, I forgot that I even read it before--TWICE. Comparing it to the work you do today, there is some of those glaring bits of grammar here and there--yeah, it's fine because of the redneck theme, but to a certain point intelligibility is still important. But still, great subs all around w/TMGLTM, while OS words that stayed in were creatively twisted around so that people very familiar with the OS would have giggles in the recognition.
Max Power - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
see above
Red Ant - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
See above! I know from experience that syllable matching Eminem songs is a massive labor of love, and making them funny like this as well as formatting them in a bulletproof manner (which almost always negates using lyrics sheet formats)... it's probably one of your most skilled writes, Matt. I picked out "Now, I would never kiss my own Mama, without sister's permission" as the best LOL line this time.
Rex - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) First, 5's to anyone who completes an Eminem parody. Second, some dang funny material throughout - especially liked the "git 'er done" and "Gump's Mama" references along with the aerial family photo.
Below Average Dave - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) To be honest with you Matty, and you know I always am as I've already told you my opinion on this one, but having read the whole thing while trying to follow it--it doesn't seem to pace as tightly as most your stuff does. I know I normally pick on grammar, but it wasn't as bad as most your older stuff. I appreciate the difficulty of the OS, but I find some of the rhyming to be hard to follow (at least for me). It was a good write, and for it's time one of your better writes, I however disagree with Ant in that I like your more modern work better. The humor has matured and so has your writing style. Perhaps I just had trouble following the format, but as good as this is--I know many by you I like a whole lot more.
Below Average Dave - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Not SOTM by the way, obviously--Artistry
bobpiecheese - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Man, this parody's been in more contests than I care to count. And so, see above. No wait, above that one.
Ethan Mawyer - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
There were some good lines in here, but to me "living like jed clampett" means leaving the hills and spending a lot of money on the good life, which isn't this at all. But apart from that and some minor pacing/rhyming issues this seems to be pretty well done.
Matthias - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Jed Clampett before he struck it rich... I'm actually surprised that you're the first person to actually catch that.
Invisible Boy - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
As you know, I love a good redneck bash. You've certainly done just that here. I liked the "Just like Gump's Mama" idea. Too bad no one has taken the time to comment on this one...

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