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Song Parodies -> "Shirley Jane Temple (Amerca's Sweetheart Pt. II)"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Shirley Jane Temple (Amerca's Sweetheart Pt. II)"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

The sequel to the hit spoof "Hilton Cried", Shirley raps about her life, saying that being a child star isn't always glamorous, and is still trying to blow the daylights off Paris Hilton - this song should have been sung by Temple if she was a rapper...
[Shirley - speaking]
Look, if you have, one ship, hair that is curly
And buy anything you ever wanted
One Lollipop
Would you lick it, or would you ride the Good Ship?

[Verse I]
Yo, my palms are sweaty, cheeks pink, hairs are curly
There's vomit on my skirt here already, my mom's name's Gertude
She's nervous, but on the studio she looks calm and happy
I have fans, but she keeps on forgetting
What I churned out, the whole crowd cheers so loud
I teared out the pack, but the candies won't come out
I'm weeping now, Mommy, please, Mom open it now
The clock went out, time's out, filmin' day's now
Subscribe to Variety, oh there are parodies
Oops, there goes Daddy, he joked, he just laughed at me
Look what he bought for me, a toy car, I rode on it
Tootsie Rolls, chocolate, some bling, so glamorous, I'm duped
He knows that, some girl took
All the pride that I got
When she goes back to his big ol' home, that's when it's
Back to my pad again yo
This Hilton reeked
I better go wreck at her image and hope it will pass her

[Hook]
My name is Shirley Jane, in the music
The limelight, the showbiz
I gotta better let it go
You only have one shot, do not waste your time to 'fro
One opportunity and, I hated Hilton,

My name is Shirley Jane, in the music
The limelight, the showbiz
I gotta better let it go
You only have one shot, do not waste your time to 'fro
One opportunity and, I hated Hilton,

[Verse II]
My back is aching, cuz this movie I'm making
The producers are here chastizing, I ain't no queen
As we move toward, new world order
My child star days are gone, Heidi's reign over, close to retirement
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
And darn it all over these artists forgot me
Hilton then says, she's known as the pop icon
Silly girls, Mom only knows
She's grown dumber than Jim, she's no diva
She goes home and barely knows she's drunk, blubber
But hold your nose cuz here goes...mucus, yuck her
Her shows don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next scheme, she goes
Hope she's broke and sold nada
So what's shown in Disney, "Baby Burlesks"!
I suppose it's old partna', into bed you'll hop
On the good ship lollipop...

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what Hilton made
Tear this no-talented dork off like hip-hop rage
I was acting when I was little, the showbiz changed
I been end up and worked in the ambassador stage
But I kept prayin' and deciding the next liner
Best believe that Paris' givin' the payola
All the crap inside amplified by the fact
That I can't stand up and cheer, hear her whine
And I can't provide the right type of rant or a parody
Cuz man, this Stars Are Blind song ain't on Rhapsody
And it's no movie, there's no Mary Poppins, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Like when you code that darn old C++
Teeny-boppers caught up between seeing Mariah and a corny singer
Baby, Justin's curlies's standing on end
Too much for me to muster
Stay in one spot, another day of dump on iTunes
Has gotten me to the point, I've got spam mail
I've got to think of a good plot for I end up bein' duped or caught
Recognition's my only wise 'ol kinda' option, Hilton sucks
Mom, I love you, but this heiress's got to go
I cannot stand this, like William Hung
So here I go is my shoes.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only curly hair that I got

[Hook]

You can buy anything you set your mind to, Paris...
By LPG-Unit, still making fun of Shirley Temple and Paris Hilton...

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Agrimorfee - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't understand the connection between Paris and Shirley Temple...and the overall parody has very little to do with either of them. This reads more like a weird but well-done freestylin' rap parody, so I gotta give you some credit for that much. 545

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