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Song Parodies -> "Spiderman"

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Casey M

The Lyrics


You OK Baby
Uh Oh
Save Me
You Want Me To Save Your Life
I Know U Want Me Here...

[Chorus A]
I Know Your Falling Baby, I Think Your Gunna' Die
"I Want U To Save Me Spidey", I Wanna' Save You Too
I'm Here To Save You Girl, Come Be In Spidey's World
U Wanna Live Tomorrow, I'll Let My Web Uncurl
You Know I'm Gunna' Save You, U Know I Know It Too
They Call Me Spiderman, I'm Here To Rescue You
I Want To Save You Girl, Come be In Spidey's World
"Ooooh Boy Can You Just Save Me?" Bitch I'll Let You Fall

They Call Me Spiderman, Save Many People With A Sticky Band
I'm Spideyman, Gotta Go Put On My Outfit Now
I'd Never Let An Innocent Person Down, Even On A Ship
In A Fire, I'll Baby-Sit, Or If Your Sick
Spiderman Will Save You Quick, Girl You Can Jump On Spidey's Web
Straight From The Roof, I'll Start To Chase, I Tell A Purse-Snatcher, Right To Their Face
Shed No Tears, She Called Me Names, That's Why I Broke Up With Mary Jane
I'm A Different Man, Save Those Kids, Get My Purse, No Need To Ask
Get That Guy, He Stole My Cash, I'd Rather Be Sitting On My Ass
Don't Go Help, I'll Get Put Out, I Don't Go Help, They'll Call Me Out
Alarm Goes Off, Sonofabitch, I'd Rather Piss On You Then Save Your Life
I Way Too Nice, Slip on Ice, Now If Your Hurt, I Wouldn't Save Your Life
What, Its Not Like Your My Wife, I'd Jus Laugh Like At Jackson "I Only Had It Twice"...

But I Will Do One Thing Though, Mary Jane, I'll Kill That Hoe
Saturday Or Sunday, Monday, Tuesday Or Wednesday No
I Used To Love You One Day, Said We'd Someday Grow
Till Then Sit Your Dumb Ass On Them Fuckin' Train Tracks Ho'...

[Chorus B]
Cause I Don't Wanna Be Yo Spiderman
Don't Wanna Be Yo Spiderman
Don't Wanna Be Yo Spiderman
Don't Wanna Be Yo Spiderman
Cause I Don't Wanna Be Yo Spiderman
Don't Wanna Be Yo Spiderman
Don't Wanna Be Yo Spiderman
Your Spiderman, Your Spiderman...

[Verse 2]
It's Like A Thong, I Hate These Cloths
It's No Secret, Everybody Knows
Yeah They Chafe, Bitch So What, This Is About As Far As The Spandex Go
He's Not Your Friend, He'll Hurt You Again, I'll Chase Him Around That House He Broke In
I Know Exactly What Car He Is In, We'll See How Much He'll Be Hurting You Then
I'm Really Joking, I Couldn't Care Less, You Think I Wanna' Save You, Take Another Guess
Too Much Work, Between You And I
I'm Not A Bad Man, But Your Gunna' Die
But You Know That's Just How I Do, How Could I Ever Wanna' Eva' Save You
I'd Never Care Enough To Try And Save You, How Can You Even Think That We're Close Like Glue


[Chorus A / Chorus B]

[Verse 3]
First Thing You Say, "I'm Not Fazed, I See Heroes Like You Every Day
I Don't See How You Could Help Me Anyways
You're Just Plain Old Peter To Me"
Ooh Hey Girl Ease Your Game
"Mary Jane, I Know That Name, Oh She Dumped You, What A Shame"
"Your A Loser, Yea, It's True"
First Off You Don't Know Peter, And About Mary I Don't Need Her
I Was Too Poor To Feed Her, I'll Burn You On That Heater
There Goes Another Riot, Fix It With Beer I'm Buyin'
Good Lordy Whoadie, Your To Drunk I'll Get You A Water Bottle
You Want Me And Ohh So Bad, Ooh Girl That's Too Damn Sad
You Can Touch But Don't Dare Grab, Or Your Covered In Cobweb Strands
Hang Webbing From The Ceiling, And Hang You So You Can't Stand
Girl You Get No Other Chance, I Gotta' Go, I've Got Other Plans...


[Chorus A / Chorus B]

[Chorus B x2]

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Pacing: 2.4
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

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The Charnstar - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
not a big fan of Eminem, and I don't know the original, but it is funny and good, so 5-5-5 anyway
bobpiecheese - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Did you have to start every word with a capital? Looks weird.
robbie - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment
lol i hate m&m so that spider man 1 was funny

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