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Song Parodies -> "Like Dick Cheney"

Original Song Title:

"Like Toy Soldiers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Like Dick Cheney"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I know that this whole event passed alreadyBut I want to show you what I though of it while I was going on(the rest is self explanetory)
(Little children bored with looking at so many things about pop culture in the websites they're going on.)
(Then this kid decides to go on amiright.com, and stumbles onto this page)

Fret by fret, shot by shot
Accidents like these occur

Fret by fret, shot by shot, accidents like these are
Taken too far, just like Dick Cheney's

Parodies are used apart; events soon end, but the rabble
Begins to start, just like Dick Cheney's

We're supposed to be the artist, who at us no one should be pissed
Even though Dick Cheney don't know he's always been dissed
We should never all exaggerate, or mock celebrity's fate
Even if it means for attention to use it as bait
It don't matter if it is funny if someone like him does it
Less he seriously had to, it's mishap, wasn't intended
We need to take it serious, not something to be laughed upon
Especially those parodies changed to " Cheney's got a gun"
That cover I tried to boycott
Unfortunately could not stop
There were some certain bands you just don't bring, but they still brought
Bands like Aerosmith or Iron Maiden were all a sad sought
It was awful; this stuff went way beyond the Mike Jackson trial
And even though this parody's here, still no one's caring
In fact they're maybe working on more, or still preparing
And we're so caught in it, we'll probably keep it all up until then
This ain't why we're in amiright for, it's not why we've always been
That it was never our purpose, to waste time on this
Why would we want to end up in Santa's bad list?
It wasn't Dick's intentions, to get somebody shot
He went through his whole career, without ever mentioning
But this song's out of respect, for Dick Cheney's dispute
And talking about someone that he never meant to shoot
We could've just stayed out, since it wasn't our beef
Cause we should, every one of us all, including me
While he's all over TV, now talking to folks
Or giving them all answers they f**king already know
This is stupid, cause this stuff here isn't anything vivid
But still know that more will come without a limit, since

Fret by fret, shot by shot
Accidents like these occur

Fret by fret, shot by shot, accidents like these are
Taken too far, just like Dick Cheney's

Parodies are used apart; events soon end, but the rabble
Begins to start, just like Dick Cheney's

There used to be a day when, you could say anything and
Wouldn't have to worry about, getting sued or reprimands
But that should've been passed now, cause now Cheney has the crown
This stuff's getting profound, it ain't ever going to drop down
It's a different story, shooting people and done on purpose
I once only tried to stop the MJ jokes from occurrence
I was just surfin' webs, when I saw it all half
I asked them all to stop, or I'd never go to bed
Until I once started seeing in Mad magazines all about him
Screw them, and I hope that they maybe end up in heaven
Meanwhile my idea pulled in another direction
Some shows like best week ever or something
Have made fun of all the same stuff, and think they'll probably get humor
And with help from all that, they'll eventually spread more rumors
But all they did was make worse, off all the ways it did first
Which was why Cheney got bust, not the same thing that made him famous
Now the parody authors think I'm complaining about it?
Well fine then, this parody will be last I say about and of him
But I'm so busy trying to quit, I stop to think
About maybe trying to make a spoof from this, though it might sink
And so eventually I started, with the chorus, and all undefined artists
Then sooner before you know it
Everyone's all read it, as soon as they put the scores up
Maybe some against me, while others are to support me
Though maybe in the form of a rap sounded much broadened
To show ya'll it took me more than three hours just to have
All you bungholes sitting' in corners
Our loyalty to Dick don't need magnum forty fours
Cause he ain't trying to have any of his people all slayed off
It ain't worth it just to say it without Eminem being ripped off
Except for him I will end this all up before the chorus
Cause that is all I'll say, before you all fuzz
But don't ya'll get jumbled, it's not like I'll stop with all this
There'll still be parodies. By Joel Martinez
Quit with this s**t, I'm done with Cheney business
I'll no longer have all the media inside my conscience, like

Fret by fret, shot by shot
Accidents like these occur

Fret by fret, shot by shot, accidents like these are
Taken too far, just like Dick Cheney's

Parodies are used apart; events soon end, but the rabble
Begins to start, just like Dick Cheney's
Yay! for once a parody I did that was a rap parody(also my 20th)

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Alkasettler - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know about the rest, but on the chorus, you were only supposed to say the top part onceNext time, do it right!
Shadow - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to go Joel, I too was getting sick of this Dick Cheney stuff, thanks for saying what was on everyones mind 5/5/5
jess - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
very good
Cody Slusher - April 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Good Job. In the next parody,make fun of barack obama

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