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Song Parodies -> "Ugly's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Hailie's Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly's Song"

Parody Written by:

Albo n' Hab

The Lyrics

We wrote this when the song first came out cause we were sick of hearing it and thought it could do with some change of pace! (Be sure to check out the rap!)
Some days I sit,
Starin' out the window
Watchin' the world pass me by..
Sometimes I think
Theres nothin' to live for
I almost break down and cry

Somtimes they say I'm ugly
I'm ugly, oh so ugly!
Why am I here, they all wish that I would die...

But then I see my mirror
Suddenly I see clearer
It all makes sense 'cause I'm a real ugly guy...

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like this head on my shoulders
Makes everyone stare at me
Sometimes it feels like I've disgraced my mother
Because I'm just so uglyyy-heee-ee!

My ugly face
Keeps gettin' grosser
Away from people I hide..
People make jokes
'Cause they don't want to see me
They laugh while I sit and cry...

I act like sh*t don't phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive..

But then I see my mirror
Suddenly I see clearer
It all makes sense 'cause I'm a real ugly guy...

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like this head on my shoulders
Makes everyone stare at me
Sometimes it feels like I've disgraced my mother
Because I'm just so uglyyy-heee-ee!

[Rap Breakdown!]
Man, if I was hot, I'd keep wishin' I could be hotter;
If I could get a girl, I'd give her somethin' I bought her
To show her how I feel about her,
How psyched I am that she likes me....
God, I'm dreamin'!
I'm so glad that my mom didn't disown me.
Now you probly get this picture from my public persona
That I'm a f*ckin' ugly loser that feels bad for his momma...
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
'Cause there's a lot of sh*t I keep bottled
that hurts deep inside o' my soul;
And just know that I grow grosser the older I grow,
This face on my shoulders gets nasty and harder to show..
And this face is like the worst in the world
And I think my ego is breakin'!
Should I just give up,
Or try to get a surgeon to replace it??
Now don't look,
I got a face that's worse than sin in itself,
It's just this face that's determined to make my life livin' hell
But I handle it well,
Given the circumstances I'm dealt.
So many people, man, it's too bad, coulda been someone else!
But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted..
So here's what my face is:
3 decades & 6 years of disgracin'!
What I'd do to get a woman,
I'd give my arm for a woman,
I'd go to hell & then come back,
Bend over backards for a woman!
Man, I wish that I had somethin' just to stick my penis up in!
Woulda whipped a mask out if I'd known I could be f*ckin',
But f*ck it, it's over, there's no more reason to dream no more,
I got this face, face, the only face that I abhor, Ugly!
So sayonara, not tomorra, nice to see ya...
This face will drive you back to the arms of your nearest neighba!
& now it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
They're the most embarrassed yet
Of this face they've been liftin'...

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like this head on my shoulders
Makes everyone stare at me
Sometimes it feels like I've disgraced my mother
Because I'm just so uglyyy-heee-ee!
If you enjoyed this, check out the song Habs parodied with Guid for Jennifer Lopez's "Waiting for Tonight" called "Waiting for Lunchtime"!!

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