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Song Parodies -> "My Business"

Original Song Title:

"Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My Business"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. and lebeiW15

The Lyrics

We're standing up against everyone who has put down William Tong and other artists. Enjoy-- from S.T.G. and lebeiw15.
(Intro)
Lebeiw15) G School...sounds like a parody
S.T.G.) Fully crap, hysterical lyrics Lebeiw, you're flippin' right
Lebeiw15) On to amIright.... let's go
G School, G School.

(S.T.G.) Artists and parodymen, It's on-line!
Hurry hurry, log on now.
Introducing the con of our show, he hosts the big...

G School

S.T.G.) You wouldn't want to parody anywhere else in the net right now
So without further dog-doo, I bring you a.............

G School!

You bout to witness parody in its most purest,
More rawest form, flow almost ****less,
Most hardest, most known parody artist,
Chip off the old green, but good old G is BACK
Looks like S.T.G. brought his own new friend.
Oh Lawd, Big Al's got his own Denim
Wit' his own parody,
His own rhymin',
Want to blow William Tong song styles off the pages,
Higgins, Florio, Lyrie- dumb artist rages.
Jared scar-red, yeah here I come, my parodies
Overweigh you, G fear none,
My votes are in a state of five-times-one so...

This is S.T.G.'s business.
I don't have no rhyme to type right here, this is ****
Must be a parody on-line,
Lets shut the site down on bad rhymes. Can I get a witness?
OH YEAH!
This is S.T.G.'s business.
I don't have no rhyme to type right here, this is ****
Must be a parody on-line,
Lets shut the site down on bad rhymes. Can I get a witness?
OH YEAH!


Quick gotta type fast, parody artist miracles.
Gee willikers, Leb, holy crapped syllables
Look at all the bullcrap that goes on the MB when I'm gone. Time to get rid of
these rhyme criminals.
So skip to hell Lou, while I do what I do best.
You ain't even impressed no more, I'm used to it
Florio's ****, parody ain't close to it, nobody loathes it,
But still everybody votes the ****
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on in Whatfreak songs
and exaggerate it all
So much, they make it all up, there's no such thing,
Like parody artists who have books, good looks and sings
It just means so much more to so much more people
When you're typin' and you know what for
The site must go on.
So I'd like to welcome y'all to S.T.G. and Lebeiw's carnival, C'mon! Now...

This is my parody business.
I don't have no rhyme to type right here, this is ****
Typing me a parody on-line,
Lets shut the site down on bad rhymes. Can I get a witness?
OH YEAH!
This is S.T.G.'s business.
I don't have no rhyme to type right on, this is ****
Making me a parody on-line,
Lets shut the site down on bad rhymes. Can I get a witness?
OH YEAH!


Its just the new time, the first-timing duo,
Two new friends, I'm ranting.
You already know who's fully capable, new true young heros, Log on onto
AmIRight, hosted by Chuck-o.
You can even vote Big Al, the feared tranvestite,
Since me and Junior parodied the feared Bone Thugs type,
And never even see me break a mother luvin' sweat
People dissin' people just to rush to the site.
Just to get to see an PA who writes so freely,
Ease over these beats and be so breezy
Yikees how can this **** be so easy.
How can one Higgins be so horny?
Turn on these beats, PA's don't scare me.
Believe me AMI and MTV are gonna grieve
When we leave, dog, fo' parodies.
Can't leave crap alone, the site needs me
Till we drink beers, quit weird,
And disappear into the mountains.
Nothin' but clones down here
But we ain't foolin; around round here, yo Leb. . . What up? Can I get a Dell?
Dell, Yeah! Now...

This is S.T.G.'s business.
I don't have no rhyme to type right on, this is ****
Must be a parody on-line,
Lets shut the site down on bad rhymes. Can I get a witness?
OH YEAH!
This is S.T.G.'s business.
I don't have no rhyme to type right on, this is ****
Must be a parody on-line,
Lets shut the site down on bad rhymes. Can I get a witness?
OH YEAH!

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da G School!
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da G School!
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da G School!
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da G School!


(Lebeiw15)
Outro:
So there you have it folks,
G School has come to save the day.
Back with his friend lebeiw,
And to say your attack bullcrap does not pay.
Because G School and teacher, G, here to stay,
And never go away with our great paro-days
Submit one every day
G School!
So until next time artists, same web site, same message board,
Good night everyone, Thank you for coming
Your class for the evening. . . G School! Oh...

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