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Song Parodies -> "Luke"

Original Song Title:

"Puke"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Luke"

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The Lyrics

A parody following the life of Star Wars character Luke Skywalker from whiny farmboy to whiny Jedi master. The parody covers his life on Tatooine, his encounter with Yoda, and his fight with Darth Vader. Enjoy!
There I go,
Cleaning the droids again,

You don't know how mad you make me,
You make me freakin' sad and depressed,
Every time you mention the harvest,
You must just not know,
You may think that's what I'm good for,
But I dream of becoming so much more,

I was going to Tosche Station to upgrade my speeda',
When you plead, "I,
Need an extra hand to help me, could you clean the,
Droids I freed from,
The Jawas,
Woah",
I want to join the Rebels and chop off Vader's head,
But all I'm seein',
Is miles and miles of desert on Tatooine,
You askin' me to help you out and to clean,
The droid you bought from the Jawas in the machine,
You're always saying I can go next year,
As soon as the water harvest season is clear,
But now my friends are gone and I am still here,
(Hoo),
Now I'm sittin' here in the middle of our den,
Debating whether or not I should run away again,
Why don't you listen to me, you just don't understand,
(Eh),
If you only knew,
How much I wanted to,
Join the Academy and with the harvest time be through,
Then I wouldn't be here, I'd be piloting a crew,
(Boo hoo),

You don't understand what I see,
My friends are in danger, wise Yoda,
Why can't I leave and go-ta,
Cloud City, the Force,
Is showing me they are in danger,
I think it might be the work of Darth Vader,

My family is dead so I decided to go to Alderaan,
With Obi Wan but the planet was gone,
I found myself on,
Hoth on a Tauntaun,
With Han,
Patrollin' the base to find Imperial spies out anywhere,
Wearin' the warmest coats that we could wear,
I stroke my hair,
It's Obi-Wan,
Saying "Go to Degobah, son",
So that's when I met you,
You tried to steal all my foods,
You told me, "Lift the rocks",
You showed me, how the Force, to use,
I'm amazed at how you got my X-Wing out the slime and ooze,
(Ooh!),
Now, please don't get me wrong,
I'm not bitter or mad,
After I save my friends, I promise that I will be right back,
Why don't you let me go? You think that it's a dark-side trap?
(Crap),
So what am I to do?
Can't let their time be though,
Not when there is anything left for me to do,
I'm sorry, Yoda, but I have no choice but to,
(Zoom),

You don't know how mad you make me,
You killed my uncle and my parents,
Obi-Wan made that apparent,
It can't be true,
(No!),
You cannot be my father,
I won't believe so don't bother,

(Aw man,
Obi Wan)
Not recorded yet but I've got a pretty nice re-created instrumental.

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A pretty damn good job on this one, man.

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