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Song Parodies -> "Salesman"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Salesman"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

A song about a salesman selling a woman an amazing do-it-all machine, The Superman! Enjoy!
You buy something?
(Yeah),
Yeah?
(Talk to me),
You want me to sell you something?
(Uh huh),
I know what you want to buy,

I know you want it, baby,
And now it comes in blue,
(I think I want one, baby)
Right now, buy one, get two,
I'm here to save you, girl,
From hassles of the real world,
Colors will go together,
Let's let the price unfurl,
You know you want it, baby,
It can cut through a shoe,
They call it Superman,
It's here to rescue you,
I'm here to save you, girl,
From hassles of the real world,
(Does it come with a warranty?),
Chick, you make me hurl,

They call it Superman,
It can clean your house in a single round,
It's on sale now,
It's got no price tag trail now,
Don't ever let another fake trick you now,
It's the original,
Inspirational,
Imitations make me scowl,
Other brands can't disembowel,
The well-trained ninja attack owl,
But I'll cut with the chat,
Cut to the chase,
The device can pluck all the hairs off your face,
Can play board games,
Make baby names,
Can remember the fax number of what's-his-face,
It can wash your hands,
Cut your grass,
Trim your nails and wipe your face,
Play CDs, repel bees,
And, if you'd like, it can print money,
Not at no store,
But wait, there's more,
You still bored,
With menial chores?
Well, say no more,
Buy one of these and it's like a cooking and cleaning crew came through your door,
Now, what's the price of this device?
That can cook your soup and freeze your ice,
27 easy payments of a number so nice,
$19.99, you'll want to buy it twice,

But I do know one thing, though,
Machines, they come, they go,
Saturday through Sunday, Monday,
Monday through Sunday, yo,
Maybe you'll love them one day,
Next day they're out the do',
But the Superman will always stay right next to you,

It can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
A simple payment plan,
It can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
Buy from this salesman,
Your Superman, your Superman,

Don't get me wrong,
I love that fridge,
But does it have a retractable bridge?
It makes milk cold, yeah, so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes,
Call your husband,
And all of your friends,
And let them know of the best money you will spend,
Never know when you'll need a generator engine,
You'll see how much you'll want to defend,
You don't want stains, neither do I,
That's why the Superman can bleach and dry,
Even tie-dye,
Between you and I,
I'm not judgmental but companies lie,
But I guess that's just what guys do,
When they have to compete with our tool,
They never stood a chance to sell to you,
When Superman can do that too,

But I do know one thing, though,
Machines, they come, they go,
Saturday through Sunday, Monday,
Monday through Sunday, yo,
Maybe you'll love them one day,
Next day they're out the do',
But the Superman will always stay right next to you,

I know you want it, baby,
And now it comes in blue,
(I think I want one, baby)
Right now, buy one, get two,
I'm here to save you, girl,
From hassles of the real world,
Colors will go together,
Let's let the price unfurl,
You know you want it, baby,
It can cut through a shoe,
They call it Superman,
It's here to rescue you,
I'm here to save you, girl,
From hassles of the real world,
(Does it come with a warranty?),
Chick, you make me hurl,

First thing you said,
(What is that?
Are you trying to sell me some more worthless crap?
I'm not interested in the money that I'd save,
Ever since that blender killed my cat),
Ooh yeah, girl, now things changed,
(Superman, I love that name,
I love that button, what's that spray? Molten lavauhthat's great),
First off, please don't be harsh, I'll,
Demonstrate so don't grow partial,
It's got quite a large arsenal,
Of Tide, Comet, and Lysol,
It's packed with Tums, Tylenol,
Can even repair drywall,
Good lord, you bored with everything that comes with cleaning it all?
Don't touch what you don't have,
To, don't do what you don't have,
To, don't wake if you don't have,
To, don't work when you don't have,
To, put two packs of batt's in the back of Superman,
Never again lift your hands,
Hope I don't ruin your plans,

But I do know one thing, though,
Machines, they come, they go,
Saturday through Sunday, Monday,
Monday through Sunday, yo,
Maybe you'll love them one day,
Next day they're out the do',
But the Superman will always stay right next to you,

I know you want it, baby,
And now it comes in blue,
(I think I want one, baby)
Right now, buy one, get two,
I'm here to save you, girl,
From hassles of the real world,
Colors will go together,
Let's let the price unfurl,
You know you want it, baby,
It can cut through a shoe,
They call it Superman,
It's here to rescue you,
I'm here to save you, girl,
From hassles of the real world,
(Does it come with a warranty?),
Chick, you make me hurl,

It can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
A simple payment plan,
It can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
Buy from this salesman,
Your Superman, your Superman,

It can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
A simple payment plan,
It can be your Superman,
Can be your Superman,
Buy from this salesman,
Your Superman, your Superman.
I've been wanting to do a Superman parody for a long time but I couldn't think of a good way to pull it off, I'm pleased with how this turned out. I hope everyone else thinks the same. I'll record this before too long.

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john ulvang - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
another fine piece of work iisryan.
alaskadamn - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah good work man
geniuskid - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
perfect pacing, great job, i'm pleased with it to -555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Perfect pacing? Um, no... I loved your great rhyming and creative concept, though, iisryan. 455
Tyrell - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Straight 5's I like the part when it said Cut your grass, Trim your nails and wipe your … face a Shrek classic

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