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Song Parodies -> "Friday Night"

Original Song Title:

"Kill You"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Friday Night"

Parody Written by:

fire

The Lyrics

It's about a surgery
When I use to play with toys,
my momma use to tell me I was insane
and some of my action figures was some evil men
They almost nearly cappated me
And I gotta little bit growner
and I realized toys was the crazy one
but nothing like some toys to play with and the patience
and the conversation nearly runs

They say I can't go play with the soap no more
My mother said go and play with your coat some more
But, If I can't provoke no more with total swords to darn your source award
Your Motherfather is thinkin I'm spraying, Taking a waiting or pacing a sniff, just to be sacred, Get me a hand out trick, some toliet tissue, I ma take poop on your fubu, and smell your doo doo.
Shut up Mom, Your closing too many, subplots, send over a tape of mutt, ok doc.
Oh, now he's thinking his on thoughts, abusing some corns on a cobb and ready to take some new shots,
You shot that sprite, can, and now it's your fate, It's triple murder in Kansas and that's two States
I submitted silence, you tribe spirtual logical kittens strange heineikens, sin sin sin, Titties hang on, and my brains hard, it dangles from my pet, my dogs eats my head off
cuts, sluts, buts, verbs, curbs, dries, fries,no guys
(chorus)

Chick, it's a Friday you don't want a surgery
Surgs neither, they ain't gotta even pay the fee
Pat's( Patients) I'm a cut you, you ain't even gotta choice to me.
We ain't gonna neva start breathing til the surgery
You better cut me, I'm a be that other patient dead chop off at the top with a scapple off to the head
But when they cut me I bringing my head atleast, surgents too, You ain't even have to cut the spleen
You suck, you wanna be me greatly, cause lazy, ness will kill you

Chick in the rearview, got a plastic window, that could shield you
In Farrah Fawcett's temple, feets, buildings and pencils
Sleep with me, She been ta Jail , shut yourself up
I'm trying to reveal to the fellons to the cell with fellons
I ain't ask to crap, but I crap the ashes
Got a portable ball and just had the crap attached
Whoops! is that a Piece of a stick, no
just physical intent to supersize women again
did I offend, no it's skin of a pulse
and if u started gettin pictures of me stickin adults
screw them again THEN If he stuck em'again
you just might start screwing adults until like 10
(ahhhhhhhh) I ain't done this ain't the surgent I ain't even cut you into four yet to be a person
A flood drain is gorgeous after you take three or four shots of coors and I'm storming ain't I Morman
Spirtual sinners hiding service of Miracle
whop on top of your oreos
Here we go again I'm out of my Messinging
In to my stai, and I am a pig let me in

(chorus)

hey, You know why Mercedes dream
Cause it takes cream away from the baby teens
And The day I fiend, It keep taking away my queens
this crazy sleep away my peace keep burning my CD schemes
scams, Whatever, I take this weed
Screw pot, I hope weed can exceed these fiends
Motherfathers call me on the radio cause my hanky stains
Shut that, I'll indulge regular mouses to mooses
from fat cats and all Ninety thousands pounds from juices
from cheetah food, cougar, tiger, and all tulips
from in school, before food,and out bruins
I don't believe in leaving I'm staying here til lungs you keep eat at the fetus,
Olay, I'm ready to persuade
I got ta to confetti from Ms Lane
and I'm ready ta make every boat sank
Ya daddy keep getting porn
til have him at night point, then I tell him go pop
SHUT UP! Give me ya patience's feet I said shut up when I fart n on u , you hear me , Answer me
( Chorus)

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