*CHORUS*
There's no mistaking, I can't believe it
I ain't never been harassed like that
You tore my clothes off, I saw your pee pee go
DOING DOING DOING

I don't believe it, how can you say it wasn't you
I ain't never been harassed like that
You tore my clothes off, I saw your pee pee go
DOING DOING DOING

The way you look, you're crazy, Michael Jackson
Your nose is falling off, you might want to put it back, I
Am not your little whore
Do not call me Little Jackson
Police saying freeze
DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze?
We're just crawling on our knees, we are kids
We're NOT done, NOT til I'm finished teasing
I am NOT resisting arrest, I'm disagreeing
Mr. Officer, I enjoy it on my knees
I cannot turn around any further, it's infeasible for me
And do not treat me like a muderer, I might try to flee, flee, flee
Yes, I make R & B, I sing song, it go
HEE ShMON, HEE ShMON HEE HEE
Wait, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I insult I'm sorry, please, please acquit
For I am Michael, the pop star, I have a way with people
I'll you one thing about Macaulay, he's a keeper

*CHORUS*

Now Kobe Bryant, is testifyin,
I ain't never been harassed like that
But then when I was nine, one time I saw his pee pee go
DOING DOING DOING

Nick and Aaron Carter used to be so handsome
In their little nighties, they'd hold onto my hands, I
Remember Nick was ten, Aaron was three and a half, son
Police saying freeze
DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze?
I'm just giving them some cheese, we will freeze
Look, we are still under the sheets
Please do not remove me from my kiddie center please
I did not even get to use my child expertise
I didnt know how long it's been, he's not even sixteen
And don't treat like I'm Robert Kelly, at least I'm not peeing
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply make a deal, within a year I will be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the scene
What you mean my lawyer's with Paula, he's too busy?
I am Michael, Kobe Bryant never touched that girl
I say that and you laugh, but I put his DNA on her

*CHORUS*

Martin Bashir is thinking he knows show biz
But he ain't never been harassed like that
He does not know that when he's on that show my pee pee goes
DOING DOING DOING

Malcolm David Kelley's looking so delicious
Haley Joel Osment's acting so malicious
How do I attract them without looking suspicious
Police saying freeze
DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze?
Are you talking about these, they're just pictures
Of my favorite actors, don't you see?
Mr. Officer, looky, take a look at these
Here, I have gin and tonic, take a sip of this
I don't even like young kids, no not even me
I don't even think I've ever looked at their pee pee, pee
On the internet, wait, oh yes I did.
Hey, is that Leno, I think I just saw his chin
Wait, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my trick is working, I must flee quick
Get to the jet, I am not Michael Jackson
I am Al Pacino, SAY HELLO MY LIL FRENNHH!

*CHORUS*

So Stevie Wonder, can you slip right under me
You aint never been harassed like that
If you could only see then you would see my pee pee go
DOING DOING DOING

OWWWWWW . . .
HEE HEE . . .
ShMON . . .