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Song Parodies -> "Harassed Like That"

Original Song Title:

"Ass Like That"

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Parody Song Title:

"Harassed Like That"

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The Lyrics

Comeback attempt - here goes nothing . . .
There's no mistaking, I can't believe it
I ain't never been harassed like that
You tore my clothes off, I saw your pee pee go

I don't believe it, how can you say it wasn't you
I ain't never been harassed like that
You tore my clothes off, I saw your pee pee go

The way you look, you're crazy, Michael Jackson
Your nose is falling off, you might want to put it back, I
Am not your little whore
Do not call me Little Jackson
Police saying freeze
What do you mean freeze?
We're just crawling on our knees, we are kids
We're NOT done, NOT til I'm finished teasing
I am NOT resisting arrest, I'm disagreeing
Mr. Officer, I enjoy it on my knees
I cannot turn around any further, it's infeasible for me
And do not treat me like a muderer, I might try to flee, flee, flee
Yes, I make R & B, I sing song, it go
Wait, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I insult I'm sorry, please, please acquit
For I am Michael, the pop star, I have a way with people
I'll you one thing about Macaulay, he's a keeper


Now Kobe Bryant, is testifyin,
I ain't never been harassed like that
But then when I was nine, one time I saw his pee pee go

Nick and Aaron Carter used to be so handsome
In their little nighties, they'd hold onto my hands, I
Remember Nick was ten, Aaron was three and a half, son
Police saying freeze
What do you mean freeze?
I'm just giving them some cheese, we will freeze
Look, we are still under the sheets
Please do not remove me from my kiddie center please
I did not even get to use my child expertise
I didnt know how long it's been, he's not even sixteen
And don't treat like I'm Robert Kelly, at least I'm not peeing
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply make a deal, within a year I will be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the scene
What you mean my lawyer's with Paula, he's too busy?
I am Michael, Kobe Bryant never touched that girl
I say that and you laugh, but I put his DNA on her


Martin Bashir is thinking he knows show biz
But he ain't never been harassed like that
He does not know that when he's on that show my pee pee goes

Malcolm David Kelley's looking so delicious
Haley Joel Osment's acting so malicious
How do I attract them without looking suspicious
Police saying freeze
What do you mean freeze?
Are you talking about these, they're just pictures
Of my favorite actors, don't you see?
Mr. Officer, looky, take a look at these
Here, I have gin and tonic, take a sip of this
I don't even like young kids, no not even me
I don't even think I've ever looked at their pee pee, pee
On the internet, wait, oh yes I did.
Hey, is that Leno, I think I just saw his chin
Wait, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my trick is working, I must flee quick
Get to the jet, I am not Michael Jackson


So Stevie Wonder, can you slip right under me
You aint never been harassed like that
If you could only see then you would see my pee pee go

HEE HEE . . .
ShMON . . .

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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David - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd like to have comments along w/ the voting - i don't want it to be just the same person who liked it voting 4 or 5 times. Thanks.
weirdSAL88 - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
someone obviuosly never heard the song before. it aint that bad man.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A pretty darn good job. Lots of jokes, good rhymes, I give this 445.
Calvin - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I say to you - comeback again and again. 555 for ya!
can'tbelive - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
the was the funniest verson of this song i have ever read.i cant wait to put this on my mp3 player.I gave it a good score but i think i can do better.
Dude1013 - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing wasn't that good, but it was hilarious 2 (for pacing) 55 for me.
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