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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part XXXVI-My Game Is..."

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is..."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part XXXVI-My Game Is..."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games.
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
(What?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider.

Excuse me can I have the attention of the class for one second?

Hi kids,
You like adventure,
Wanna go places you parents never really let ya,
Wanna play with me and do see exactly what I did,
Get in trouble, shoot things and run like I did?
My brain's that way,
I'm trying to keep my aim straight,
But I don't know if I'll get past that spike trap too late,
And a gamer says,
"Lara Croft that move's too basic,
Why'd you shoot that?
That ammo's wasted."

Well since age twelve,
In different things I wanted to delve,
Cos I wanted to go out,
Look after myself,
Bad guy got me held up,
Ripped out of my bag a shotgun,
Shot him so hard I saw blood criss-crossed on the next wall.

I gonna run through grass,
Skate on ice like glass,
Run faster than a fast thing that runs too fast,
Come here you fool,
"Lara wait a minute I want that Scion you dog,"
I don't give a damn,
God sent me to move these artefacts on.

Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
(What?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider.

Mindless ninja wanted to swoop up on me from up high,
Only problem was I didn't see the guy,
He thought I'll "try to daze her,"
So I chased him with a razor,
Shot him up against wall thin like paper.
Walked past a gun club,
Had my jacket zipped up,
Out shot all the people at paintball,
Extra terrestrials like unfriendly pedestrians,
I'm running low and ammo and thinking,
"Let's just be friends."

Ninety nine per cent of my life,
Upper class I was tied to,
Just found out someone's doing what my parents wanted me to,
Told 'em I'd grow up to be a famous archaeologist,
Make a fortune finding things and keeping 'em after.
You know you blew up another evil man,
Trying to take things from you like a kleptomaniac fan,
Some fan came asked for my autograph,
"Lara, can I have you autograph?"
So I signed it:
"Dear Dave thanks for the support I'm off down a cave hole."

Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
(What?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider.

Stop the quad that girl needs locking away,
Area 51 don't just stand there operate!
I'm not ready to leave,
I don't wanna die,
I'll have to be killed cos I won't give up whilst I'm still alive,
I found a mountain bike and will have to meddle,
Just drank a tin of Lucozade-Dare me to peddle?
All my life adventure I did decide,
Haven't stayed in one spot in years,
My passport's too stamped to hide.
Monsters roam like the Incredible Hulk,
I jump when they shoot,
I could kill anything that walks,
When I was little I used to wander off and have my mom in fits,
"Where were you dear, we were scared to bits!"
I stay alert until it's time for bed,
Even an adventurer has to rest her head,
Am I really mad?
By the way, when you see my Dad,
Tell him that I may be disowned but look at all the fun I've had.

Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
(What?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider,
Hi my game is,
(What?)
My game is,
(Who?)
My game is,
Tomb Raider.


By
Ocean-Sirius.

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Pacing: 4.3
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Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Minor pacing/rhyming problems, but not enough to get a 4 from me. PS- I played the original Tomb Raider ( I think on PC ) and found it very irritating to play, but thats just me. 555.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Above the mass of Eminem parodies, but still alot of the original lyrics here and pacing issues were dodgy enough to warrant a 4 from me. 444

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