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Song Parodies -> "My Name Is MissingNo."

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is...."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My Name Is MissingNo."

Parody Written by:

Zerla

The Lyrics

If you played Pokemon Red or Blue, then you know what I'm talking about.
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the game
for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like glitches? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me put Nine Inch Nails in the place of markets? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna save your game and do exactly like they did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get your game f**ked up worse that my pixels? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my pixels straight
but I can't figure out which glitch city I want to make (Ummmm..)
And gamers said, "MissingNo. you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your pixels messed? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm a glitch myself
Cause I messed up the original city and hit the pixels like a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Nurse Joys head off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her pixels backwards like Kris Kross
I shake up a fat pound of grass and alot of peoples ass
faster than a fat Rocket who stole stuff too fast
C'mere pixels! (MissingNo., wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the gamers off!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.

The Poke trainer wanted to go surf off Cinnabar Island
Thanks a lot... next minute, I'll be messing up the land
I erased his game with an eraser, mangled up the game with a mangler
and mangled the Poke World like it was a stack of papers (Oh my god!)
Walked on Viridian, had my pixels jugged up
Crushed the Weedle guy, then stuck numbers in his tip cup
Team Rocket, mugging innocent pedestrians
In a balloon while they screaming at everyone: "YOUR PIKACHU'S ARE FRIEND!"
Ninety-nine percent of thier pixels I always hide too
I just found out ### 'm ** messes up more pixels than I do (Damn!)
I told them I'd blow up and mess up pixels to be a famous glitch
Mess up pixels and with letters name it after them (Oh thank you!)
You know your games messed up when the men stuck in stands
and water touches your hands when you were in the Safari Zone (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at Poke Castle asked for me to not make him feel my rath
(Dude, can I get myself to not feel your rath?)
So I spelled out words from his pixels: 'Dear Dave, glad your dead, ASSHOLE!'

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.

Gamer:Stop the game! This glitch needs to die right away! (Get him!)
MissingNo:Nerd, don't just stand there, KILL RIGHT AWAY!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (F**k that!)
My pixels have to be carried inside the Poke Center and burned and fried
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just crashed a fifth of Glitch City -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I made the Poke World very deprived
I ain't spared a woman in years, and my pixels are too messed up to hide
(Whoops!) Pixels ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I ruin pixels where I walk, I'll mess up anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so mad I would throw water
HOW YOU GONNA WALK MOM? (WAH!)
THERE AIN'T NO GROUND! (WAHHH!)
I lay and rake the city by the sea bed
Messed up all the citys and the rest and shoot everybody in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see the trainers dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I'm gotta slit his pixels, in this game you have

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] MissingNo.



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Charlie Decker - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Way too many of the original lyrics still there...overuse of the word glitch. "Tell him that I'm gotta slit his pixels"??? Come on. I'm sure you can do better.
MadPsycho - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you can do better than that. Change it a little and then submit as version 2.0
Red Ant - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
IKTOS, done 2 parodies of it myself, 444 for you, yeah a bit much of the original remained, but I'm guilty of the same, while I haven't played this game, crashes make me insane!! There, a comment that rhymes, played EQ all the time, leveled to 65, 100 days played what a waste of time!! Wait a minute, I'm sounding like a Brittney Spears song "Oop, I did it again".
MICHAEL - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'M BACK WITH MY EMINEM PARODY OF MY NAME IS AND I HAVE TO SAY WHAT A F ****ING PARODY AND IF I LIKE EMINEM I WILL KICK HIS @ BUT I ALSO LIKE ALL HIS SONGS I WILL GET HIS AUTOGRAPH AND I WILL WRITE TO EMINEM / SANTA AND DO A FREESTYLE RAP JUST FOR HIM WELL I GOTTA RUN THIS IS MY LAST PARODY OOPS GOTTA GO PEACE
mICHAEL - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh yeah...btw, this record is from the 90's, namely 99. it's off his debut album

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