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Song Parodies -> "Just Re-Use It"

Original Song Title:

"Just Lose It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Just Re-Use It"

Parody Written by:

Slim Brady

The Lyrics

I like the Michael Jackson.. oops I mean Michael Myers :D From Halloween H20 theres a resemblence... they both were masks. Nice song here.. I will make a recording if enough people like it, and I have good ability at mixing so I can make a very nice one with music and everything ;) Just ask... oh.. and Use it! Don't use it, its mine! Cheers.. p.e.a.c.e Ehem.. peace...out dawg.. sorry Im joking.. goodbye. ;) Expect more from Slim Brady in the future! Yes come on!
Guess whos back? Back again, Brady's back, tell a friend.
Now im gonna go to the food store, to the food store,to the food store, Now im gonna go to the to the food store
Alright stop! Banana time!
Coolbeer n ribs, a Bic Mac
Irish Barn Brack, and chicken wrap
And I dont mean wrap,wait lemme have a crap
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH!
Bacon butties,got five grand worth of pies
What else could I possibly do to get rid of the flies
So I ate everythin I could see with my own two eyes
Fat's not like flab at all
Fat is much more,I do fcuk all
I get a little bit lazy sometimes
I eat a sausage roll, this is one of my many crimes
Good god, I let rip, then I cried
Bent down, held my nose and supplied
A breath of fresh air to the food store
Yer, straight from my bumhole
It was cool till I let one go
Yes I let blow couldn't steer it
Live a little, (fart sound) If I may!
<<<<<<<Alrite Now use it.. (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Then Re-Use It (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Dont get lazy (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Go baby (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby,(Ah ah)baby

Okay, by the way, I just had to say, that Im not gay
this just sounds good, so does a bottle of bud, what do you say,
Im just wonderin cos.. anyway lets get back to the song.

Im on the piss but I feel like im in work
Whys that guy dressed like a clerk?
Yeah from my office sittin on that chair,
spinning on me, with his eyes out err
What's your name man, whats the time?
Man! You trust me? But you know Im blind
Hey! (Ah ah) Your god damn right! Now I need a shite!

Cos Im gonna shit my pants
If I dance
Yeah, so wheres the restrooms?
Ooops I mean toilets, toilets toilets toilets
Do you know where they are?
--Em... that way..okay cheers--
-- They are dirty--
Fuck it I'll Re-Use it.. (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just use it.. (ah ah ah ah ah)
Im crazy (ah ah ah ah ah)
Ooops the ladies (ah ah)
the ladies (ah ah)

Now i've gotta fart or I'll break down
I get real tense, but I dont make a sound
I wait for a while, but ahh now
I pull the brake and everyone swings from the shelves
Peach schnapps, and a Shandy
Look, its Andy!
Yo, you bought me a Shandy?
Ima grown man, get me some fcukin Brandy!
Duba duba duba duba duba
Fellas what? Jealous huh? Move your left foot that way.. what?
Black bacon, white bacon, skinny bacon, fat bacon, Im calling the pigs now?
Everyone in court where is this whore?
We've been waiting for, how long more, till she walks through that door
A good reason for some pleasin is to say.. (ah ah) I need you Brady..

Now im gonna tell you my name
It ain't lame, or the same
As Slim Shady, no
It's Brady, I am crazy,
and I know,
you stupid hoe,
That I, am goin off track, too much crack, with this song, so before
I go, I hope you know, who I am, I will not lie, thank you, bye.

Umnumnum.. dont touch Bobby! Um numb numb nuts.. dont touch Bobby! Oooh Michael, don't touch Bobby, I mean MICHAEL MYERS.. dont touch Bobby!
Copyright Slim Brady Beforemath Records / Slim Brady Records Inc.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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Mike Walker - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch. Someone doesn't like your song, lol. It's not me, BTW. I'm not very familiar with the original song, so I can't vote you anyway...
Jphil529 - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing is really bad in some places in other places it pretty good though p.s. wow someone must hate you but hey looks like someone gave you a 2 WHEW lol
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It's not worth 1s but I agree with Jphil529, this song is all over the place.
Brady *CORRECTION* - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
*CORRECTION* IMPORTANT! Ooops my panties just ripped Now ima undo my zip Cos im gonna stick my knob In your gob Yes, take that Bob Ooops I mean Rob, Rob Rob Rob Now give MJ his B-Job
FIXED - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess whos back? Back again, Brady's back, tell a friend. Now im gonna go to the food store, to the food store,to the food store, Now im gonna go to the to the food store Alright stop! Banana time! Coolbeer n ribs, a Bic Mac Irish Barn Brack, and chicken wrap And I dont mean wrap,wait lemme have a crap UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH! Bacon butties,got five grand worth of pies What else could I possibly do to get rid of the flies So I ate everythin I could see with my own two eyes Fat's not like flab at all Fat is much more,I do fcuk all I get a little bit lazy sometimes I eat a sausage roll, this is one of my many crimes Good god, I let rip, then I cried Bent down, held my nose and supplied A breath of fresh air to the food store Yer, straight from my bumhole It was cool till I let one go Yes I let blow couldn't steer it Live a little, (fart sound) If I may! Ooops my panties just ripped Just jokin, now ima undo my zip Cos Im gonna stick my knob In your gob Yer take that Rob Ooops I mean Bob, Bob Bob Bob Here..Now give me my B-Job... Alrite Now use it.. (Ah ah ah ah ah) Then Re-Use It (Ah ah ah ah ah) Dont get lazy (Ah ah ah ah ah) Go baby (Ah ah ah ah ah) Oh baby,(Ah ah)baby Okay, by the way, I just had to say, that Im not gay this just sounds good, so does a bottle of bud, what do you say, Im just wonderin cos.. anyway lets get back to the song. Im on the piss but I feel like im in work Whys that guy dressed like a clerk? Yeah from my office sittin on that chair, spinning on me, with his eyes out err What's your name man, whats the time? Man! You trust me? But you know Im blind Hey! (Ah ah) Your god damn right! Now I need a shite! Cos Im gonna shit my pants If I dance Yeah, so wheres the restrooms? Ooops I mean toilets, toilets toilets toilets Do you know where they are? --Em... that way..okay cheers-- -- They are dirty-- Fuck it I'll Re-Use it.. (ah ah ah ah ah) Just use it.. (ah ah ah ah ah) Im crazy (ah ah ah ah ah) Ooops the ladies (ah ah) the ladies (ah ah) Now i've gotta fart or I'll break down I get real tense, but I dont make a sound I wait for a while, but ahh now I pull the brake and everyone swings from the shelves Peach schnapps, and a Shandy Look, its Andy! Yo, you bought me a Shandy? Ima grown man, get me some fcukin Brandy! Duba duba duba duba duba Fellas what? Jealous huh? Move your left foot that way.. what? Black bacon, white bacon, skinny bacon, fat bacon, Im calling the pigs now? Everyone in court where is this whore? We've been waiting for, how long more, till she walks through that door A good reason for some pleasin is to say.. (ah ah) I need you Brady.. Now im gonna tell you my name It ain't lame, or the same As Slim Shady, no It's Brady, I am crazy, and I know, you stupid hoe, That I, am goin off track, too much crack, with this song, so before I go, I hope you know, who I am, I will not lie, thank you, bye. Umnumnum.. dont touch Bobby! Um numb numb nuts.. dont touch Bobby! Oooh Michael, don't touch Bobby, I mean MICHAEL MYERS.. dont touch Bobby!
EM Luvr - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry but i dont really like it
AOIFE BURKE - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
???????????????????????????? OK SO I DIDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THAT
Poopie Longstocking - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliantly original toilet-interlude, worthy of 5,5,5 from Madame Poopie!

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