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Song Parodies -> "Just Screw It"

Original Song Title:

"Just Lose It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Just Screw It"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics


Guess who's back? Back again?
Same old album

Now everyone report to the music store, to the music store, to the music store
And buy lots of copies of "Encore"
All right start
Moola time!

Come on little kiddies, spend those bucks
It don't matter if the CD sucks
It's still number one on the Billboard charts
And fills up everyone's shopping carts
(cash register sound)
No worries, Shady's got big fat bag of dough
What else could he possibly do for cash flow?
Try acting again but he'd probably blow
Now that's not a stab at "8 Mile"
Ate lots of Raisinets, napped in the aisle
I got a little bit bored there sometimes
Like right between the beginning and the end time
Good lord, the man's got a gift
Rhyming every word with f*ck or sh*t
Kids like to hear him swear
Like an urban Shakespeare
But his lyrics bash queers
Anybody gonna gripe? Who'd hear it?
Got nine Grammys, it's okay
(Police sirens)
Boy, he sure looks cute
Dressed for court in a nifty suit

Now he's gonna make some cash
He's a smash, poor white boy was trash
Now he's a star, great big star
Gets arrested at bars

Alright just screw it
(I'm Slim Sha-dy)
Re-use it
(Guess who's back?)
(I'm a grown man)
Same lazy, lazy

He's funny and he's witty
And he pokes fun at everybody
He's so darn clever and amusing
And says what wants to say
But when Weird Al asked him nicely
If he could parody the "Lose Yourself" video
He refused, it was too precious
And he told him straight out "Over my dead body"

Excuse me, miss, please forget you heard
Me utter on an old song the "N" word
Or when I told Detroit that I couldn't vote
Got assaulted by a puppet and nearly choked
Now what's wrong, Michael, why so sad?
Keep it up, my sale are glad!
Controversy ain't so bad
Don't care if people get mad

Now he's gonna make a load
Millions sold, yeah that boy is gold
Just like his hair, bleach blond hair
His body's smooth from Nair

Alright just screw it
Just news it
Press loves him
Say Shady, say Shady Shady

His homies made two albums
With him on it, but they're still no one
He won't even tour with them
He's got better things to do
Ditched ol' Motown moved off to Holly
With his daughter and her dollies
His brother Nathan wants to be like him
All he needs talent and a tattooed body

Now this is the part where I re-hash stuff
Fill the song with familiar fluff
Everyone looks like they'd heard enough
The beat will distract 'em before they see it's crud
Now repeat myself lyrically, avoiding royalties
What, I'm not creative? But I'm Eminem!
Rubba dubba dubba dubba three men in a tubba
It's so brilliant how I pad this song out with blubba
Tell me, people (what?), people (what?)
Makes a white boy negro? (what?)
Good songs, bad songs, whiney songs, long songs
Dumb songs, mom songs, I'm selling all songs

Everyone support Mr. Press Whore
Gangsta dresser, groin obsesser
MTV is so needy
And so blah-blah-blah-blah, ratings fleeting

He's gonna rake in cash
George Bush-bash, Moby even kissed his ass
Laugh to the bank, bank, bank, bank
And he's got you to thank

Alright now screw it
Just choose it
You want it
No maybes, go baby, baby

Mmhmm buy my record
Mmhmm buy my record
Ooh boy just buy my record
No, not my police record

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 23

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 2   0
 3   2
 4   4
 5   16

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Victor Cary - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know that much of the original song, but this is definitely excellent. 555.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Second time 'round and still lovin' it! Pity it was so far down the list. I'm sure more people will read this masterpiece in the future. Just 5'd it.
Ashleigh - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Eminem and that song but I gotta admit that was really good!!!
shdwcow - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
it wuz so awsum
Emfan - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Dog.......i'm an Eminem fan, but that stuff was GENIUS! if u were to put that out, the snapmaster sir Eminem HIMSELF would be speechless. All i gotta say is, em, i love ya dog, but Tim, give us more man- we're drooling here. Sorry, Em.
Shazza - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
That waz real gud man even tho i lik da origanal this was brilliant! Snaps for Timinem Peace out
EM Luvr Britt - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Emfan. im a huge fan of eminem but this was really , really good. u gotta come up with some more of this sh*t Timinem.
jojo - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
i like cheese
RAE - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Abstract - June 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I too am a rapper, and have made another version of this song, but I have to say the syllables don't match and the lyrics don't flow right. Decent attempt though.

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