Dow, dow, dow,
Dow, dow, dow,
Dow, dow, dow,
Dow, ok!

Guess who's back,
Back again,
Rabbit hats,
Rubber skin,

Now everyone report to the TV,
To the TV,
To the TV,
Now everyone report to the TV,
Alright stop,
Cartooning time,

Every day tons of kiddies jump and lunge,
To see the adventures of a nautical sponge,
And his friend Patrick,
They like to annoy their neighbor Squidward 'till he goes,
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Like Tyson,
Then he tries to earn his drivers license,
How else could he get to his two story pad,
That he managed to buy working for the Krusty Krab,
And that's not a stab at Plankton,
It's just the Krusty Krab that can rank in,
First every time a health inspector comes by,
That is if the health inspector does not die,
And SpongeBob's frying all the meat,
Going to Atlantis, King Neptune to beat,
And then he goes and buys a,
New TV just so, so,
He could have the box to go loco,
Usin' imagination, Squidward heard it,
Use imagination, it's ok!
("Climbers, the saws are on their way!")
Oops, now my pants just ripped,
And everyone around me bust their lip,

Now I'm gonna make you choon,
To cartoons,
Yeah, boy, 'till you swoon,
Whoops, I mean goon,
Goon, goon, goon,
Commercials are coming soon,

Aight, cartoon it,
Just toon it,
Go crazy,
Be lazy, oh baby, baby,

Now it's Friday and it's my day,
Just to replay,
All my favorite cartoons,
Morning 'till it's noon,
Maybe 'till next June,
Every day's just a holiday,
Watchin' a coyote,
In a zamboni,
Got the popcorn,
And my pillow,
I don't know when I'll be out to exercise,
All I know is *chiggi* I,
(Trash my body),

Excuse me, sis,
I don't mean to sound like a jerk,
But I'm really trying to get back to work,
Could you get out my lab stop breathin' down my neck,
Breakin' stuff ruinin' my experiments, heck,
What's your name, boy?
What's your IQ?
"I'm Mandark, and I am smarter than you!"
Mandark!
(Ah! Ah!)
I have the bigger mind!
I'm just tryin' to unwind!

Now I'm gonna make you choon,
To cartoons,
Yeah, boy, 'till you swoon,
Whoops, I mean goon,
Goon, goon, goon,
Commercials are coming soon,

Aight, cartoon it,
Just toon it,
Go crazy,
Be lazy, oh baby, baby,

It's Monday and it's one day,
That's there's never anything fun, say,
Yeah, they've got Blue's Clues,
And Baby Loony Toons,
Educational,
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Brother, I'm sorry,
I can choose what I see,
Just by popping in my cartoon DVD,
Or I could save my money and buy it on tape,
But I don't wanna get up while I,
(Trash my body),

Now this is the part where the toon breaks down,
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound,
Everything looks like it's duck season now!
It's Elmer Fudd and everybody runs around,
Now snap back to reality,
Look! It's the wabbit,
"Eh, what's up doc, Fudd,
What you doing with that gun?"
Tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba,
I don't want to get shot here so, tubba, tubba, tubba,
Fellas! What? Fellas!
Grab me left ear,
Make me right one jealous!
White girls, green girls,
Cute girls, mean girls,
Tall girls, small girls,
Evil plastic doll girls,
Everyone report to the TV,
You can see me,
And some monkeys,
Just crouch onto the couch and go,
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Now, really loud!

Now I'm gonna make you choon,
To cartoons,
Yeah, boy, 'till you swoon,
Whoops, I mean goon,
Goon, goon, goon,
Commercials are coming soon,

Aight, cartoon it,
Just toon it,
Go crazy,
Be lazy, oh baby, baby,

Num, num,
Trash my body,
Num, num, num,
Trash my body,
Potato chips *chiggi*,
Trash my body,
And popcorn *chiggi*,
Trash my body.