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Song Parodies -> "Cartoon It"

Original Song Title:

"Just Lose It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Cartoon It"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Knowing how popular Just Lose It would be (and knowing the popularity cartoons have already achieved) I decided to write this nice, little song about the toons. The three verses are about SpongeBob Squarepants, Dexter's Laboratory, and Loony Toons. I got a head start on My Band with my parody Batman and I hope to do the same with this.
Dow, dow, dow,
Dow, dow, dow,
Dow, dow, dow,
Dow, ok!

Guess who's back,
Back again,
Rabbit hats,
Rubber skin,

Now everyone report to the TV,
To the TV,
To the TV,
Now everyone report to the TV,
Alright stop,
Cartooning time,

Every day tons of kiddies jump and lunge,
To see the adventures of a nautical sponge,
And his friend Patrick,
They like to annoy their neighbor Squidward 'till he goes,
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Like Tyson,
Then he tries to earn his drivers license,
How else could he get to his two story pad,
That he managed to buy working for the Krusty Krab,
And that's not a stab at Plankton,
It's just the Krusty Krab that can rank in,
First every time a health inspector comes by,
That is if the health inspector does not die,
And SpongeBob's frying all the meat,
Going to Atlantis, King Neptune to beat,
And then he goes and buys a,
New TV just so, so,
He could have the box to go loco,
Usin' imagination, Squidward heard it,
Use imagination, it's ok!
("Climbers, the saws are on their way!")
Oops, now my pants just ripped,
And everyone around me bust their lip,

Now I'm gonna make you choon,
To cartoons,
Yeah, boy, 'till you swoon,
Whoops, I mean goon,
Goon, goon, goon,
Commercials are coming soon,

Aight, cartoon it,
Just toon it,
Go crazy,
Be lazy, oh baby, baby,

Now it's Friday and it's my day,
Just to replay,
All my favorite cartoons,
Morning 'till it's noon,
Maybe 'till next June,
Every day's just a holiday,
Watchin' a coyote,
In a zamboni,
Got the popcorn,
And my pillow,
I don't know when I'll be out to exercise,
All I know is *chiggi* I,
(Trash my body),

Excuse me, sis,
I don't mean to sound like a jerk,
But I'm really trying to get back to work,
Could you get out my lab stop breathin' down my neck,
Breakin' stuff ruinin' my experiments, heck,
What's your name, boy?
What's your IQ?
"I'm Mandark, and I am smarter than you!"
Mandark!
(Ah! Ah!)
I have the bigger mind!
I'm just tryin' to unwind!

Now I'm gonna make you choon,
To cartoons,
Yeah, boy, 'till you swoon,
Whoops, I mean goon,
Goon, goon, goon,
Commercials are coming soon,

Aight, cartoon it,
Just toon it,
Go crazy,
Be lazy, oh baby, baby,

It's Monday and it's one day,
That's there's never anything fun, say,
Yeah, they've got Blue's Clues,
And Baby Loony Toons,
Educational,
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Brother, I'm sorry,
I can choose what I see,
Just by popping in my cartoon DVD,
Or I could save my money and buy it on tape,
But I don't wanna get up while I,
(Trash my body),

Now this is the part where the toon breaks down,
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound,
Everything looks like it's duck season now!
It's Elmer Fudd and everybody runs around,
Now snap back to reality,
Look! It's the wabbit,
"Eh, what's up doc, Fudd,
What you doing with that gun?"
Tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba, tubba,
I don't want to get shot here so, tubba, tubba, tubba,
Fellas! What? Fellas!
Grab me left ear,
Make me right one jealous!
White girls, green girls,
Cute girls, mean girls,
Tall girls, small girls,
Evil plastic doll girls,
Everyone report to the TV,
You can see me,
And some monkeys,
Just crouch onto the couch and go,
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Now, really loud!

Now I'm gonna make you choon,
To cartoons,
Yeah, boy, 'till you swoon,
Whoops, I mean goon,
Goon, goon, goon,
Commercials are coming soon,

Aight, cartoon it,
Just toon it,
Go crazy,
Be lazy, oh baby, baby,

Num, num,
Trash my body,
Num, num, num,
Trash my body,
Potato chips *chiggi*,
Trash my body,
And popcorn *chiggi*,
Trash my body.
Hear my previous parodies (and Cartoon It when I record it) here: http://www.soundclick.com/iisryan

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Total Votes: 31

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Genius in Maine - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I want to watch each of the three shows 5 times.
2Eagle - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I had better start watching the Cartoon network. My favorites were the Looney Tunes wartime cartoons with Daffy and Bugs confronting Hitler.
Dusty D - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG! LMAO! This is so funny! This has got to be one of the best eminem cartoon parodys out there ('cause their's so many :D ). Anyways 555's all around! I'm payin!
Alex Roscoe - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I am Working on that song right now
iisryan - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Alex, you gave me a bad rating because you're writing a parody of this song? Gee, thanks a lot, brotha.
Alex Roscoe - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Heck no i did not give you a bad rating i gave you all 5's lol
iisryan - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I'm so sorry. I just saw that someone gave me three 1s and then you posted that you were doing a parody of it. My bad! *runs to corner and hides in the shadows* BTW, you all can listen to Cartoon It now at SoundClick: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/iisryanmusic.htm
Blethar - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Any parody with a Spongebob Squarepants mention in it, automatically grabs my attention. And with the fact I liked the song and parody, you get 5-5-5s from me. Personally, I hate to try and write rap parodies. Kudos to you for a succesful one!
Fintron - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great parody! I give it 5 5 5!
WebbanationX - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh wow! Another parodist! Only I'm not as strong or deep as you. Greatness!! I wrote a Just Lose It parody a few weeks back, but I place that on a personal level so I don't follow lines exactly. From one parodist to another, great job... Now I'm gonna hang around your soundclick page and... click... sounds... O.O
Cody Slusher - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
It is Ok. But needs some work.
-The Chosen One- - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Eminem is a stupid wigger and the worst rapper of all. I first typed all that in here: http://www.topix.com/forum/movies/big-fish/T6CPVP5MJ40L1RN2R
Deande Lee - October 07, 2010 - Report this comment
i used to be The Chosen One. but now, i decided to use my real name here. another thing i want to announce is that i was wrong about eminem being a stupid wigger and the worst rapper of all. he doesn't suck dick. i suck dick and am a sh**ty excuse for a rapper. well, time for me to f**k off.

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