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Song Parodies -> "Without Pigeon"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Pigeon"

Parody Written by:

Funky Pigeon

The Lyrics

This is a random song about me and my friends over active imaginations and our delusional jokes, weird.
Without Pigeon

[Intro]
Two trailer park pigeons fly round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches
Two trailer park pigeons fly round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches
Guess who's back
Back again
pigeon's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...

[Verse 1: Pigeon]
I've created a pigeon,
cause nobody wants to see William no more
They want pigeon, I'm chopped pigeon (eww?)
Well if you want pigeon, I guess I'll eat ya
A little bit of me mixed with some polish vigour
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than plok when I get ploked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm eatin the table while he's operatin (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm eatin the bag and over-eating
WI wow what wou wot wa wob ws. weney
wut wour wuswand's weart wobwem's wompwiwating
So KFP won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They tried to kick me outa the PNP.
But they feel hungry, without me
So, come on and dip, Tortilla chip
Stuff that, fun with your hips, and some on your {chomp}
And get ready, cause this bits about to get heavy
I just wasted all my credits,
DUCK YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Pigeon]
Now this looks like a job for me
So every pigeon, just follow me
Cause we need a little, vitamin C
Cause they feel so hungry, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So every pigeon, just follow me
Cause we need a little, vitamin C
Cause they feel so hungry, without me


[Verse 2: Pigeon]
Little Bennions, kids feelin impervious
Embarrassed his grandparents are talking to Elvis
They start feelin like prisons' helpless
'til someone comes along with a lunch tray and yells DIP!!!
A visionary, vision of hairy
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves it lingers,
so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone Dissin off Tas {Whack}
And it's a disaster, such a cats ass for me
for you to see such of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{bzzt} Fix your damn Banna tune it in and
then Ben's gonna center it,
in the front of your skin like a splinter
The Benter of attention, back for the winter
he's not interesting,
Im the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
{bzzt} westing, wawention wease
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten pence, my two pence is free
A nuisance, god sent? Ben sent for me?

[Chorus: Pigeon]
Now this looks like a job for me
So every pigeon, just follow me
Cause we need a little, vitamin C
Cause they feel so hungry, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So every pigeon, just follow me
Cause we need a little, vitamin C
Cause they feel so hungry, without me


[Verse 3: Pigeon]
A-Bisket a-Basket, I ain't fit for that with
anybody who's eatin this bit, that bit
Gernel ain't thick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little imp benzkit wastards
And Bloob? You can get crushed by nobody
You stupid twit yer old baldheaded dad, bomb me
How do you know me, you're too old, let go It's over,
nobody pissin of Shogo.
Now let's go, just shimmy the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new pensils
Ben's on dope, suspenseful with a wencil
ever since Price turned himself
into a symbol
But sometimes man this bit just seems
everybody else just disgusts me
So what am I just dis-cus-ing
But it's not just me, My friends are obscene
No Ben's not the first thing of controversy
He is the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To use the black market so selfishly
and used it to get himself wealthy
(Man!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers can emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
Penguin'll eat them, without me

[Chorus: Pigeon]
Now this looks like a job for me
So every pigeon, just follow me
Cause we need a little, vitamin C
Cause they feel so hungry, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So every pigeon, just follow me
Cause we need a little, vitamin C
Cause they feel so hungry, without me



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