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Song Parodies -> "Without Candy"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Candy"

Parody Written by:

Johanna

The Lyrics

this is a parody i made for my 5th grade reading class when we had to do a project and create our own candy after we watched charlie and the chocolate factory
Willy Wonka
Real candy, no lie.

Two chocolate candy bars go into my mouth,
Into my mouth, into my mouth.
Two chocolate candy bars go into my mouth,
Into my mouth, into my mouth.

Guess who's back, back again.
Wonka's back, tell a friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.

I created a candy, 'cause nobody wants to
See Hershey's no more they want Wonka
Even just a sliver!
Well if you want Wonka, then this is what I'll give ya.
A little bit of me 'cause I know you don't want snickers!
It's some chocolate that will jumpstart my heart quicker,
Then a shock when I get shocked at the candy store!
By the sales guy when I'm not cooperating
I stick my gum under the table while he's counting the change
Hey, you waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, but Hershey's on the rag and people are hating it
I know that you got a job Hershey's company
But your candy's disgusting. It's complicated
So the companies won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down. Won't let me make candy.
But it feels so empty without candy
So, come on I'm all that and a bag of chips, taste with your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, it's getting hot I'm gonna take off my sweater.
I just created the best and nobody's ever had better!

Now this looks like candy for me
So everybody just eat with me
'Cause this candy really comes in handy
'Cause it feels so empty without candy
Now this looks like candy for me
So everybody just eat with me
'Cause we need a little good Wonka candy
'Cause it feels so empty without candy

Hershey's is a hellion. Kids are feeling like they need something better
And they're embarrassed, their parents are still eating Hershey's
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Till someone comes along on a mission and yells, "Fetch"
And they throw them a pack of Wonka's candy.
Better than Hershey's! Nobody listens to me!
My visionary, that candy is scary, it could start a revolution
Polluting candy's reputation a rebel
So let me just sit back and relax
Let me give you a list of Wonka candy facts
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of that Hershey's chocolate! You see?
Well Wonka's back nananananananananana
Change your appetite
Tune it in and eat more Wonka candy bars.
The front of your teeth like a black stain
If you eat Hershey's chocolate bars then you are insane
I'm the best thing, but Hershey's is leaving calories
Infecting your kids teeth and leaving cavities
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions candy
I'll take back my dollar. Give me some candy free.
We're not a nuisance, who sent that order of candy to me?

Now this looks like candy for me
So everybody just eat with me
'Cause this candy really comes in handy
'Cause it feels so empty without candy
Now this looks like candy for me
So everybody just eat with me
'Cause we need a little good Wonka candy
'Cause it feels so empty without candy

A tisk-it a task-it,
I got a green and yellow basket
It's filled with Wonka candy
And that is really dandy
And Hershey's, you can get stomped by Wonka
You're old and boring, nobody wants ya
You can't make candy, you're too old
Let it go it's over, none of your candy is being sold
Now let's go, just give me a signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new candies
But sometimes man it just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss Hershey's
So this must mean it's disgusting
But it's just Hershey's. It's just obscene.
That is why we wrote this song
Hershey's the worst thing since William Hong
To make candy so selfishly
And use it to get themselves wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other candy making companies emerge
But no matter how much food in the factory
It will be so empty without candy

Now this looks like candy for me
So everybody just eat with me
'Cause this candy really comes in handy
'Cause it feels so empty without candy
Now this looks like candy for me
So everybody just eat with me
'Cause we need a little good Wonka candy
'Cause it feels so empty without candy

Hum dee dai la la hum dei dei la la la la la
Hum dee dai la la hum dei dei la la la la la
Candy!

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