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Song Parodies -> "My Game Is"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My Game Is"

Parody Written by:

Timinem

The Lyrics

Hi! My game is (Life)...my game is (Clue)...My game is...Milton Bradley
Hi! My game is (Risk)...my game is (Sorry) My game is...Milton Bradley

Ahem...excuse me...It's raining so let me have the attention of the class...it's indoor recess

Hey kids! Do you like Mousetrap? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna use real cheese, a cage and a live rat? (uh huh!)
Wanna play Stratego and find out where the flag's at? (yeah yeah!)
And try to keep track of where the stupid guy's spy's at (huh?)
I got me a blister last time I played Twister
With my friend's grandma, his dog and his dumb little sister (ewww)
My mom said, "Honey, you gotta stop, see?"
Nuh-uh "Come on stop please, enough with the Yahtzee"
Well, since age six I've been addicted to Risk
Screaming when I lose China and start shakin' my fist
Get ticked off whenever Simon gets clicked off
In the middle of a sequence, a good way to get flipped off
I'm always the blue gingerbread man when I play Candyland
Headin' to the Candy Castle runnin' fast as I can
So long, sucker! "Hey, wait a minute, that my piece, dude!"
Too bad, man, this is Sorry, but I ain't sorry, haha! You lose!

Hi! My game is (Life)...my game is (Clue)...My game is...Milton Bradley
Hi! My game is (Risk)...my game is (Sorry) My game is...Milton Bradley

Battleship's a game of skill, ya gotta survive
So I move my ships around when he calls A-9 or B-5 (B-5!)
I'm always up for Parcheesi
Movin' pawns real easy
Into the home circle after a dice roll of three, see? (woo hoo!)
One time I played Clue while I had a nasty flu
So I wiped out Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with some green spew (ew!)
That game ended sloppily, like when I stop and see
I landed on Boardwalk again in Monopoly (dammit!)
I'm pretty decent at Life, and that ain't no lie
I get a few kids, a good job, and I'm rich when I die
I hate it when my dad makes up words and babbles
And uses Middle English whenever we play Scrabble
Or worse yet when mom invents strange stories
To justify an "X" word when we're playing Scatergories
My uncle has a hay day and always wins at Payday
'Cuz he's a freak and a twerp and a bonafied C.P.A.

Hi! My game is (Life)...my game is (Clue)...My game is...Milton Bradley
Hi! My game is (Risk)...my game is (Sorry) My game is...Milton Bradley
Visit www.therealtimshady.com for more Eminem parodies and to watch the video "I'm Sorry Llama"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Joe - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Milton Bradley is a baseball player who is currently with the Los Angeles Dodgers. But you did a fine job here!
neminem - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Why would anyone scream when they lose *China*? *Everyone* loses China. Freaking when you lose your Australia or your South America, *that* can understand. Anyway, great job.
MrMacphisto - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
*south park speech* "TIMA TIMA TIMMMYYY"
M.S.G - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't type now. Laughing too hard. Try to post later.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, once again I look like th ebad guy for marring your perfect scores but it would be unfair on other parody artists who do parody the entire song. Once again, a masterpiece that obviously harbours a lot of effort, but I need closure on a song if I'm singing along to it and the final verse is always left off. I'ma keep voting 5-5-4 until you quench my thirst for MMMOOOORRRREEE!!!
The Thought Police - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good point,Jake. When I was halfway through this and I saw that the second verse was going to be the last verse I thought it was a bit of a letdown.Please! Add that last verse and make this the funniest Eminem song parody since "Without Knees"! Go after a few of the Parker Brothers games if you need to! 5,5,4.
Michael Pacholek - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Will the real Colonel Mustard please stand up? And give this fives?
Timinem - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey guys...glad everyone likes it! The verses were shorter because for my first live performances I had just a month to write and memorize the 7 songs and I never got back to finishing them. For some reason after doing two verses of Eminem my brain usually shuts down and I need a vacation. His writing style is truly briliant... Timinem
exotic sunshine - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
i love eminem and all but i have to admit that this parody was pretty cool it's my 2nd favorite parody GOOD WORK
Matthias - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
That's so friggen sweet. Only you left out Don't Break The Ice, and Uh-Oh Cherrios.
Cody Slusher - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I love Sorry myself. Have you played scene it
Cody Slusher - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I love Sorry myself. Have you played scene it.

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