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Song Parodies -> "Lose Some Weight"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Lose Some Weight"

Parody Written by:

Timinem

The Lyrics

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To stop getting old and fat and out of shape Would you do something about it? Or just eat another chip?
Yo!

Butt is sweaty, knees creak, gut is heavy
There's hair on his back already like a yeti
He's forties, but lordy he sure looks unsteady
He should drop pounds, but he just keeps on letting
His ass grow round, his whole tao is to chow
He opens his mouth, the food won't slow down
He's jogging now, he's really slogging now
His breath's run out, time out, whoa there, bloah!
Snapped back and two cavities, oh, the brutality
Oh, the mortality, doh! He's so fat but he won't
Give up his damn Twinkies, nope
He's getting' old and it shows
From his head to his toes
From his eyes to his nose
To his taste in his clothes
Got the middle age woes
Could be worse I suppose
That's when he goes back to his lay-z-boy, yo
Takes a nap again again Better stop munching on fatty crap

You better lose some weight in the middle, this moment
You blowfish, you're getting way too old (old)
Better trim your ass with Slim Fast and H20
Throw the cookies away so your gut won't grow (yo)

Eyesight's fleeting, got bifocals for reading
His hair's gray and receding
Everything is getting rusty, really untrusty
Can't imagine how he'll feel at fifty
How did this happen? Guess it's just nature
You only grow older, get slumpier shoulders
Wrinkles start creasing and soon you're deceasing
Blood pressure's increasing a heavier load you're
Lugging around a few pounds
Your butt's dragging the ground, you're no looker
You can't get a second glance from a hooker
Maybe not so good your wife's a good cooker
No fighting this process too bad you're just stuck here
Buying stuff off those shows that propose
Your hair grows from their ointment
And creams that help slow the flow
Renew growth But the years go on you can't outrun 'em

You better lose some weight in the middle, this moment
You blowfish, you're getting way too old (old)
Better trim your ass with Slim Fast and H20
Throw the cookies away so your gut won't grow (yo)

You're pretty much a lost cause, man
Visit www.therealtimshady.com for more Eminem parodies and to watch the video "I'm Sorry Llama"

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Your Worst Nightmare - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
4/3/4.
MrMacphisto - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
*imitates John Cleese* There are those who call you Tim....
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, man. Your pacing was not as good as your other works even though it rhymed well, and there are about a kazillion parodies on fat people. 4s.
EmiLoca - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work, pacing could have been better, but the rhymes were well done. *looks up* You know, ditto is just so hard to type.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree. Seconded. Re-affirmed. Theory supported. Me also. Count me in on that notion. Same. Totally in cahoots. I relate to that comment so closely that we are rubbing shoulders. Dit... dit... ditt....arrrrrrgh!
EmiLoca - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Did. Dough. (Because no one uses the letter "t" anymore..."d" is the letter of choice.)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice dids.
Timinem - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey guys...thanks! Obviously it's not really about fat people anyway, just about getting middle-aged..if you want an overdone fat person paody read my new one "My Glands..." ha....:) I keep picturing an Eminem version of Weird Al's "Fat" video.... Peace yo, Timinem
EmiLoca - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope I never reach 43. *reports innapropriate comment* "Dids" is improper grammar. You cannot have a plural past-tense verb, cretin.
T.J. Spindler - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
loved it, 555, luke is a b@st@rd, emiloca is a b@stard, all who gave u less then a 555 have iq's lower than a jar of mayonaisse.
EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well...at least he left out the second @ symbol. And I've never tested the IQ of a jar of mayonnaise. Would you test the actual jar, or the contents? Or would you let them test together? And if you actually have taken the time to measure the intelligence of a jar of mayonnaise, doesn't that say something about your own intellectuality?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Why, Professor EmiLoca, I do believe you are correct. Anybody who does not begin a sentence with the correct syntax of a capital letter and fails to continue this grammatical theme for proper nouns such as 'Luke' and 'EmiLoca' must have something wrong with his cerebral wiring! Furthermore, the inconsistency of @'s in his censorship, the un- capitalis(z)ed 'IQ' and the misspelt 'mayonnaise' implies that T.J. Spindler is himself lower than a jar of mayonnaise, and a low lower-form at that.
da mad bitch - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
eminems not fat maybe u r but hes not
Xlune - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
da mad bitch, you made yourself look a slight bit stupid over there :p

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