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Song Parodies -> "L0s3 y0uR M!nD"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"L0s3 y0uR M!nD"

Parody Written by:

1337 Unit

The Lyrics

This is the original parody by 1337 Unit... this is for all u computer kids out there who get made fun of.. just wait.. all those jerks will be cleaning out ur toilets one day when ur married to some hottie... (too bad jessica simpsons already taken :'( )enjoy..
Look, if you had one LAN, one connection
To seize all the warez you ever wanted in one moment,
Would you download 'em or just let it slip?

His fingers are sweaty, wrists weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's celery
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks like calm and ready
To plant bugs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he programmed, the whole chat roars so loud
He opens visualbasic, but the code won't come out
He's starin, how everybody's flamin' him now
The host timed out, big pings, uh-oh, blaoh!!
Snap back to the dialup, Oh there goes reality
Oh, there goes cable, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows the net's back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's smoke
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so spammed that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the dialup, yo
This whole web sh**
He better go with his leetness hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the chat room, the leet speak
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ping
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

Packets escaping, through this firewall, it's gaping
This world is mine for the hacking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new law and order
A normal life is borin, but super vetship's close to post mortem
It only grows slower, a leet mp3 coder
His cooling fan blows it all over, these cops are all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the 1337h4x0r
Lonely ftps, God only knows
He's grown farther from legal, he's no better
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here cus' we're booting the old napstah'
His mentors don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next shmoe who hacks
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the chat room, the leet speak
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ping
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafu**** host off like 2 viruses caged
I was a n00b in the beginnin', the goals all changed
I been dissed at and flamed at and voted off servers
But I keep practicin' and steppin' right in the next tourney
Best believe somebody's playin the hacked hacker
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 56k
And I can't provide the right place to host a server
Cuz man, sue these damn firewalls, don't allow warcraft
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to get my warez and hack my game
Plus teeter totter caught up between a hacker and a pre Bille Gates..
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Spam in one spot, another day or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up, comp freezed, what not
Success is my only mothafu**** option, failure's not
AOL, I love you, but this yellow dude has got to go
I cannot grow old in this Kids Only Chat
So here I go is my shot.
Scipts fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the chat room, the leet speak
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ping
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo


You can hack any appz you set your mind to, man...
DO NOT STEAL THIS OR U WILL FACE THE WRATH OF A LAWUSITCOPYRIGHT 2004

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Jake A. Ralphing - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This has about 90% of the original words with barely worthy word-surrogates now and then. I would prefer to read a cereal box.
Puzzled - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What is a lawusit?
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Jake has a point, but rap and leet are such different things that it works out ok anyway. Here. In this parody. And I know 1 guy whos into both this leet stuff and Eminem so Im gonna pass the URL for this on to him so that you might get some votes in from your peers.
author.. - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
k.. we changed a lot of the song but we doont think we can edit it online.,. do we have to submit it again? btw.. this parodys our first so thats y it aint a werid al caliber one.. and ud be surprised of our age...
M-Dawg - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
are u 2?
Author - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
no... 7th grade
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, I was a bit harsh in my comments if you're that young. I've just come to expect the majority of AmIRight authors to be middle-aged Americans doing Beatles songs. (Here's a lawsuit coming, Puzzled.) You have good concepts and potential with your rhyming but I do stick to the fact that you need to change more of the original song. Good luck with future work, 1337 Unit. How sad, a sixteen year old dishing out wisdom...
Your Worst Nightmare - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, I'm in seventh grade, (just got out, actually) and have written nine parodies, none of them using nearly as many as the original words. Stop hiding behind your age. Considering this is your first parody, I'll let you off the hook. Just don't file me one of those lawusits.

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