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Song Parodies -> "Lose Your Wand"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Lose Your Wand"

Parody Written by:

Dr. L

The Lyrics

For all you Harry Potter... fans? Heh...
spoken]:
Look, If you had
One Scar, One opportunity.
This is everything you ever wanted (To kill Voldemort! HA!)

[rap]:
His scar is hurting,
voldemort near, spells he's blurting
there's blood on his robes already, Basilisk named Betty
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready to cast spells
but he keeps on forgetting what spell to do,
his mom's screams go through his head
he opens his mouth but the spells wont come out
he's choking now, voldemort is joking now,
times run out, his dream is over, BLOW!
Snap back to reality,
Oh! He's in his four post-er!
His scar is burning bad!
he wants to go tell Ron!
he's so sad, so he wont
give up that easy, no.
he wont have it he knows
he will kill voldemort,
it dont matter, he's toast.
he knows that, but knows most
that Voldie' cant come close
cuz he is at hogwarts.
back to your class again, yo
better get to class or Snape's gonna be mad at you

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

Hedwig's escaping, in the hole that is gaping
the letter is mine for the taking, let me read!
From Sirius, so delirious
he says his life is boring, an Animagi!
Its close to quidditch time,
and he needs to go
be a seeker and win some more games
OH NO! Chambers open.
Cant believe that they took Ginny!
But the magic goes on,
da da dum, da da da da

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

No more games, he's gonna change what you call magic,
to kill mean old voldemort, ooh how tragic!
he was learning in the beginning, then wizarding changed,
when he went to hogwarts and people called him names.
but he kept learning and learned a lot of spells,
made enemies wit' Malfoy, proved he was better as well
Draco got him mad, he was meltin',
but there's no movie if there's no Tom Felton,
This is Harry's life and these times are so dark, and its getting even darker,
trying to defeat voldemort,
plus, being haunted by that night with his Mom and father
too much for him to want to stay in one spot,
too many dark wizards, he's got to formulate a plot or end up in hevan.
Success is his only stinkin' option, death is not.
Sorry Harry but I have got to go,
I cannot grow old writing songs.
So here he goes there's his shot,
wizard or not
this may be the only opportunity he got

You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!
You better not loose your wand in the magic, the wizards, you love it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss that spell you cast,
to kill voldemort comes once in a lifetime!

You can kill anyone you set your mind to, man.

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Steven Cavanagh - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
So did you rip off this one too, just like you ripped of my Sci-Fi "Lose yourself" parody?
mark - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
cool i say the best
EmiLoca - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good idea, but unfortunately "Voldemort" is a terrible word to use in cases of pacing. You've got some potential, don't lock it in the safe of...safety. Never settle for a rhyme like "he's got to formulate a plot or end up in hevan".
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I find that the majority of people parodying Eminem use too much of the original song, and this is no exception. You have definite rhyming potential (Sirius and delirious? *kisses fingers Italian-style* Bellissimo! You do need work on pacing though, your content would be better if it fit the syllables. Not so much funny as enjoyable. 3-4-3
Isabelle Esling - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm an Eminem fan who likes the Harry Potter books. Found it funny.

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