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Song Parodies -> "We As Americans (through my eyes)"

Original Song Title:

"We As Americans"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"We As Americans (through my eyes)"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

There's a terrorist
In our states
He blew down the towers
Can't fly out
What's the big deal
People helped out
Why'd it take an act
For U.S. pride

Some stupid nonsense and I get sent to jail
But look at me now I'm free out on bail
And next time, it will happen again
There'll be a bigger problem between me and her friend
This man needs to quit testing with me
Get bit testing me
Dawg, you're gonna see
Her coming back to me
Why's it always got to be an issue when you're me
And now you must be eighteen for a horror movie
Same for a DVD
You try to harass me seeing Freddy versus Jason
Here you go, you see this
Piercing on the tongue
Does this go for everyone
Sold out, there's my fun
Uncle slash father
See me, don't even try to bother
We abuse our rights to bear arms
Freedom of speech some just take it too far
Come on you know that I'm right
Ain't no one gonna fist fight
Can't stand Americans

[Chorus]
We as a Americans
Us as a Citizen
We so full of ourselves
Look at how life has been
We got to check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worst and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
Some so-called Christians
What do we get us in
We got to check ourselves
Look at how life has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
I can't stand Americans

I speak my mind and you speak yours
And two weeks later we both end up in court
I could've done so much more what are you crying for
And who have guessed
You want to be just like the rest
See I survived it
Now I got McDee's placed pissy
Ever since me and Leon got a week probation it's funny how
We got our jobs back quicker than getting some other lame ones
Screw this job
I don't plan to make this my career
It's just making money that's why I'm here
It's too deep to be said
In the workplace got to raise my standards
Not many can stand it
My job should've been fired
But the chick was a bad liar
Try to blame for my actions
But I have great traction
I should be broke just like a joke
But I'm too good it's all a hoax
Last time I'm
Talking to a chick that's uptight
Closed at night
I've seen how people lose easily
But that means nothing to me
Like that aided chick
'Cause this time I went off like an automatic
Ain't no one gonna bring down this dude

[Chorus]

(PSSSST)
I love America but I cannot stand Americans
Oops did I say that I meant I love Michigan
Waiving my blue and maize
I'm just so amazed
How these cowards now start showing their patriot ways
But lets talk about the years before
Here we go
It be a good idea that I keep my mouth closed
Just so that no one knows
The green light means go
Already got an opinion and I became mad
Stabbing behind my back
Higher troubles than that
Bin Laden is my hero
Set up for a ground zero
I ain't even gonna cry
I'll just laugh and say hi
Want to send me to war I'm moving to Canada

[Chorus]
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ADL3 - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
dude... the pacings good, the funnyness and overall in my opinion sucks. I love how u seem to think that u can take freedom of speech too far... seeing as it clearly states the freedom to speak....

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