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Song Parodies -> "Without JT"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without JT"

Parody Written by:

Luckystar72

The Lyrics

JT= justin timberlake
Without JT

Intro
Oh JT...same name, new lyrics

Refrain 1
Two teenyboppers go round the tour bus, round the tour bus, round the tour bus (repeat)

Refrain 2
Guess who's back, back again
JT's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

Verse1
I became a solostar cuz nobody wants to
See *NSYNC no more, they want Justy to cry 'em a river
Well if you want JT this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of greed mixed with some major flings
Some dance moves that'll jumpstart your heart, more bling then Lil Kim
And I get shocked at The Tonight Show by Jay Leno
Cuz he's into imitatin' when I'm rocking the venue and it's all for ratings (Hey)
You waited this long now stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the stage, and I'm gyrating
I know that you got a job Lou Pearlman but
Your label's ethics are just degrading
Stupid TRL won't let me be and Carson Daly won't leave me be
He tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without JT (Go) Buy my CD, justify me, fuck that
Buy concert tix and take some more pix
And get ready cuz this tour's about to get heavy
I just settled all my breakups -F*CK YOU BRITNEY!

Chorus 2X
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little pop odyssey cuz it feels so empty without JT

Verse 2
Adolescents, fans getting obsessive
Wanting to know every detail of how I live
I start feeling imprisoned, debunked
'Till Ashton comes along on a mission and yells "PUNK'D"
A visionary, vision is scary, could be hallucinating, invading your brain waves
An icon, now dating Cameron, I bask in the fact
That I got everyone wanting my ass
And it's a travesty, such a catastrophe
For you to bust so damn much of your ass to dance like me
Well I'm back (beatbox sound) resistance is futile, just give in
And then I'm gonna enter in and steal the spotlight, like a criminal
The center of attention, never to fizzle.
I'm now confessing, *NSYNC's not progressing
Investing in my future, progressing
Asking, a question please, why such attention when someone mentions me?
And the suspense, so intense you see
My sixth sense, who sent, you sent for me?


Chorus 2x
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little pop odyssey cuz it feels so empty without JT

Verse 3
Artist-ic, fantast-ic, I'll go beat for beat with anybody who's bringing this heat that heat
Chris Kirkpatrick's gonna get his ass kicked
Worse then that 'ol Simon Cowell bastard, Guarini-
You did get stomped by Kelly, you 24 year old Justin T wannabe
You can't be me, you're too old, let go, it's over, nobody cares about "Idol"
Now let's go, just give me the signal,
I'll be there with a whole CD full of new singles
There's been publicity in the papers ever since Jayce turned himself into a "Schizo"
But sometimes, man it just seems everybody only wants to affect me
So this must mean I'm infecting, but it's just me, so damn sexy
Though I'm not the first king of huge distraction
I am the best thing since Michael Jackson,
To do Black music with such action
And use it to give myself traction (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white boybands emerge
But no matter how many Bass in the sea
It'd be so empty without JT

Chorus 2x
Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little pop odyssey cuz it feels so empty without JT

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la...la la la ) 2x

"Fans"

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