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Song Parodies -> "Booze Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Booze Yourself"

Parody Written by:

K-Bear

The Lyrics

you need some alcohol in your life now don't cha?
Look, if you had one shot, or one bacardi
To seize everything you ever wanted...One moment
Would you chug it or just sip it

His beer is heavy, knees weak, arms are sweaty
There's vomit on the toilet already, mom's bacardi
He's squirmish, but on the surface he looks good and ready
To smoke bongs, but he keeps on forgetting
When he broke down, the music goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the puke just comes out
He's chuggin, everyone's partying now
The dawn has come, party's over blah
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh there goes the habit, he smoked
He's so glad, and he will go up to that is he yep
He'll have it he knows his whole posse dopes
It matter's he smokes dope
He knows that he's broke
He's got a big stack of hos
When he goes back to AA, piss back to the lab again
This whole drinkin ****
He better go capture this chronic and hope it don't pass him

You better booze yourself in the music
The chronic, the yonic you better never let it go ho
You only get one shot, do not miss this chance to flow
This opportunity comes more than once in a lifetime

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neminem - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
The beginning was funny. Then it looks like you got sick of writing, because near the end it makes no sense at all. And then the chorus is basically the original lyrics but with a couple words added so that it doesn't fit the beat right. Also, what's a yonic?
britt - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
???? guess itz ok
KIKaz - April 08, 2007 - Report this comment
lol funny but not da end. . .

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