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Song Parodies -> "Fat Boy Freestyle vs. 'Stuffed Tako'"

Original Song Title:

"8 Mile Freestyle vs. 'Lickty Spilt'"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Boy Freestyle vs. 'Stuffed Tako'"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

(Stuffed Tako)
This guy ain't the fattest
But is a big one
Looks like he could eat himself
Eating is very fun
Eat up this banana spilt till the peak
Makes me chubbier and fatter
This tummy isn't fake

I eat too much, drink tea
You're the skin and bones in this city
I'm gonna eat a big seagull and pelican flock
Papa ratzee, quoting me at the Wing Bowl
Take some real chicken and shove in your face
And whatever I see will be shoved in my face
This Sugakane's a wannabee, ain't no fatso

Trailer chili with bacon and eggs
And I am over ten g's
Like cheddar cheese is the best
Silly Sugakane, sugarcanes are what I eat
Cause you fall down step by step while I drink Dr. Pep
And when I start the eating I'll eat the orders and up
And you'll just be chewing carrots when I'm pigging out

Brontosaurus burger bones
I'll even eat small to large
I'll have sandwiches with the crust shaved
I dont know why you even Hershey Dark
You need to take a break on getting fat for a while
To Hershey Park

(Sugakane)
This pig looks like a diet just went into him
He sounds like a Slim Fast, his belly is way to thin
This whole butt of mine is like China
Its all food in here, but look at your behinda
So I'm a fatty moose man
Thats ok, but at least I can eat anything in sight
Why don't you take a bite at me, Stuffing boy
Toys in the McDonald's meals

Talkin bout tummies
Boy, I could drink a creek
Cholesterol sinks deep
Sugakane has odor
A gassy stink
Yeah, they call me the fattest
Look, pizza sauce all over my face

Whatever clothes I get won't fit
Shivering by the shrimp
Licking the sauce off of my lips
So my extension chins will make a smile
Rubbin my belly as gassin on Sugarcane Road!

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