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Song Parodies -> "Blowin up the Death Star"

Original Song Title:

"Cleanin out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Blowin up the Death Star"

Parody Written by:

Eminerd

The Lyrics

This is a parody of the Eminem song "Cleanin out My Closet". It is sung by Obie Wan Kenobi after the ending of the movie "Return of The Jedi" (Episode 6).
Intro:
Where's my light saber?
I have no light saber in my scabbard?
There I go
Yeah
Yo yo

Verse #1
Have you blown up a planet or enemy starship?
I have, I've blown up a satellite and the mother ship
Super fights, with the wicked guys. Commitin crimes
Sick of this rhyme of Obie Wan, the jedi that's a behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as Vader's exploding
Tempers higher from Yoda, just blow him off and keep going
Not taking fightin from no one a butt long as I'm breathin
Keep fightin fast in the morning, and taking blames in the evening
Leaving with the taste of sour socks in they mouth
See they can hit me, but they could never punch me out
Look at me now, I betcha prolly sick of Obie now
Ain't youVader, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now


Chorus:
I'm sorry Vader
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm blowin up the Death Star
One More Time

I'm sorry Vader
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm blowin up the Death Star
One More Time


Verse #2
I got some red in my light saber
And I dont know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it, let me show you baby Anakin, please
Before he ever had to use that stupid helmet to breathe
He was a twerp maybe just seven years old
Left his mom, and her feelings was cold
"Cause he split, I'm just glad he even kissed me goodbye
I was glad, on second thought I just knew he would die"
I look at Luke, and I couldn't picture leaving his side
Even if I hated it I grit my teeth and I try to make it work
With her atleast for Annakin's sake I maybe made some mistakes
But I'm only human but I'm a jedi enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest thing I did was call Yoda # 1
Cause I'd of said he's dumb I woulda ended my life,
It's my life, I'd like to welcome ya'll to Obie Wan's strife



Chorus:
I'm sorry Vader
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm blowin up the Death Star
One More Time

I said I am sorry Vader
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm blowin up the Death Star
Ha!

Verse #3
Now I would never diss my own teacha just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissing
But put yourself in my position, just try to invision
Witnessing little Yoda looking at me like my head was missin
complainin that someones always goin through his cave when he aint there
the thing I really want to know- is Chewbaca really a bear?
My whole life I was made to believe I was a jedi master when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I taught Luke it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
Wasn't it the reason you turned on me, Vader?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Vader?
But guess what, your getting older now and yo nearing yo death now
And Luke''s growing up so quick he's gonna know that your phoney
And Leai's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral *hahaha*
See what hurts me the most, is you wont admit you was wrong
Yo, do your plans, keep telling yourself that you was student number one
But how dare you hate me
When I trained your stupid kids for freeeee!
Remember when Qui Gon died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be

Chorus:
I'm sorry Vader
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm blowin up the Death star
One More Time

I said I am sorry Vader
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm blowin up the Death star
Ha!



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