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Song Parodies -> "Bomb Osama"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Bomb Osama"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Listen, if you were sent to, the desert of Afghanistan
To kill every terrorist by you, one mission
To find bin Laden, and kick his sorry butt

The bombs are ready, each week, pads are heavy
There's airplanes dropping bombs on Qandahar, all ready
Mountains are burstin, the soldiers are feelin kinda sweaty
To drop bombs, won't stop wreckin
What he knocked down, the whole town goes so loud
He opens his mouth, and the terrorists all come out
He's shootin now, they're all stealing cows
The bomb's let out, time to knock em down!
Steal and lock the key, now they're so mad at me
Oh, there goes Osama, let's blow
We're so glad, but he won't give up easily
Is he? No
He can't handle it , he knows his whole cave has collapsed
It don't matter, he's done
He knows that, but he's poor
Then crosses the Pakistani border
When he goes back to his cavey home, that's when it's
Back to the camp again
That's it, I've had it
Let's go out there and cross over to get the bad guys

(Chorus)
We're gonna bomb Osama in the morning, we're assigned
To go and kick some Arab butt
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to get him
This mission's gonna last forever

The fool's escaping, through that cave that he's making
This terrorist can't be escaping
Everything, as we wonder, has gone all wrong
This , operation is getting longer and hard
It only grows longer, only gets hotter
He blows dinamite in these holes he calls home
Middle East all knows, he's know as the big plotter
Sandy roads, Taliban only knows
He's going farther to home, he's no son and
He goes home and get kicked out by his own father
But hold your tears cause you know Saudi Arabia hates ya
His men don't want him no mo, he's getting tracked down
Osama moved on to the next cave and go
Ahead to plot against America
So the old Osama is getting old
I suppose it's old soldier, but the feet go on
Left to the right the left right

(Chorus)

No more games, I'll find Osama one of these days
Tear this terror inhabited camp in just one day
I was fine in the beginnin, the mission all changed
I been fired up and sent out to kill you, ya!
But I kept searchin and kept steppin for the next Taliban
To come before and think that he's gonna be all right
All the pain inside amplified by the war in Iraq
That I can't find the dang terroristic man at all
And I can't find the Al Qaeda army and followers
Cuz man, these Afghan bad men are just wearin diapers
And it's no movie, we can't find Osama, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to find where ever he's trying to hide
See dishonor followed him through life, not a father but a bomber
Maybe Osama wants to give up onna
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another slam or shot
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a lion
He's gonna formulate a plot, go out there and make him crying
Success is my only thing I want, failure's not
Saddam, my fellows soldiers are on the run for you
I hate your guts but I
Am here for a while
Feet fail me not cuz this mission got to get finished

(Chorus)

You find any terrorist you want to man.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   2
 1
 1
 
 3   3
 1
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 4   0
 1
 2
 
 5   0
 2
 0
 

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Static - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
this one has some great pacing in it, makes sense. 534
john spoof - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
hey static. thankz 4 votin well for this song, but I think a good rating would be 4-5 :-)
yo - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
it was cool
Felix - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice!!!

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