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Song Parodies -> "Sugarcane"

Original Song Title:

"8 Mile"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Sugarcane"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Nobody saw it coming, that boy was the fattest that ever lived.
(It's okay, it's okay. It's just that I'm overweight.)
Sometimes I just eat right
Eat during the food fight
Heartburn comes all through the night
Gotta lotta cellulite
Sometimes it's hard cuttin my steak with a butter knife
Sometimes I wanna eat burgers and chips all of my life
And show these people what Coney Island is like
But I'm still heavy
Can't fit into my Chevy
Somethin ain't right
Popped the headlights
Broke the tinted window, right
Brown is the color of my light
(Uhh, But if I fall, It ain't my fault, squishin people, My stomach groans)
And I eat it all up (MMM!)
Eat up the resturant
I sure can do it
My whole childhood was baby back ribs
Fat ever since I was a kid
Fat that hands were too big
Eat a banana split
Roast duck is good yo
I'm takin the leftovers home
Holdin my belly as my blubber gasses on this Sugercane Road

(Chorus)
I'm very fat
Don't like the Raisin Bran
Too healthy for me to digest in my glands
Time for me to stuff food and junk into my own hands
Once I'm over five hundred pounds man
Won't be able to turn my head
(Sugercane Road.)
And I'm wide
Digest it all, it just glides
Sorry mama I've grown
Ate all on my own
Loud sounds when I take footsteps
I'm fat, I have shown
Only way I know how to eat all on Sugercane Road

Eatin my Apple Jacks
Tryin to gain more weight than what I have
'Fore I go take another dump (PLOP!)
Get ridda the egg plant
Dirty up my own pants
Falling as slow as sap
Really stink, oh yeah!
Drink another can
Got some Pepsi man
Pulled out some good Sprite
Counted the cellulite
Sit in front of the TV, sink deep into my old chair
And I just eat pork rines until I never will care
While I get lazier and lazier, grow more and more hair
Ain't no tellin what goes on in my body and brain
Wish I could have some more pie cause I'm goin insane
But I keep fartin and stink up my room eatin a sugercane
Sometimes I get upset
Cuz the chef aint here yet
Gonna throw up, ate a lotta peanuts, wanna bet?
Hand me the Dr. Pepper
Don't got enough pep
The caffine is too low man
I'm cravin for some more caf, its da best
And I try
To eat as much until I die
Yo I won't tell a lie
It digests quickly by
And I burp hard in the sky
Please, I want corn on a cob
Please, give me food cause eatin is my own job
Yo I hope I can slice the salami
Need a hamburger
Also I need a hot dog
I'm in the food contest tomorrow
Can you tell that I love lasagna
Even the food of Guatemala
Tell me when my food is fresh and ready
I had too much cola
But yo, I need some guacamole
The only way I eat
Is with no shoes on feet
The second that I fart
Better give me a pop tart
I'll put it in the toaster
Off to Mickey D's I go
Back to this Sugercane Road

(Chorus)

Ya gotta belch and sniff it
To find out what food ya had fo dinna
We'll see what the big meal is
Some good meatloaf and some chiz
As I stuff my face, larger is the size of my stinky behind
It's gigantic, it probably could have sunk the humoungus Titanic
You'll spot me anywhere
From Philly to Bel Air
It's my size that gets me
I love fried beans, velveeta, coke, or Chef Boy-R-Dee
Who's Taco Bell's biggest customer, well of course that's me
Big steak
Still uncooked
Havin a rough time
Tryin to handle the the ten foot long hoagie and the size of my biggy behind
Lots of pork
And servin Big Macs to (yeah) me
Captain Crunch is my favorite cereal
Where do my Cocoa Puffs go?
Who must I ask?
Eatin is a big task?
I need a burrito?
Put the sauce on a taco
Or am I eatin crabs all day in Maryland
Cuz I ain't havin no duck with no fresh and good seasoning
I went to the chef and tried reasoning
Off to Wendy's now man
I'm feelin an urge of a blizzard can
Should I have the triple cheezer
Or have a pack of gum
You know that I'll take the tri-cheeze
I see a big seeded bagel
Ain't gonna eat it, it's low on fat and on sale
I want some geloton mold
Or a double scoop of Rocky Road
Plus I feel like I'm in the position of farting mode
My french fries are so good
I want more, wish that I could
Candy is my thing
Ice cream? I'm thinking
There's no Hershey
Not even the dark
Sometimes I feel like I'm big enough to eat a shark
A ton is the weight of my limbs
Heavier than all of my friends
Get the heck out of the way cause I'm smellin a barbeque across twentieth street
Smells like a cookout
Wonder if they're havin some sour crout
Wa-whoa!
They are watchin HBO
It's my favorite show
It's The Sopranos
Sometimes my mouth just opens wide and falls into the screen
Ooh! Fried Beans
It's time for me eat some corn
Or any other kind of food that is close to foreign
Wanna cake
This ain't a fake
I am gonna hurl
I need a good vanilla swirl
Or a cheese curl
I've got every ingredient
All I need is HDTV
To eat pork rines and watch crazily
All I need is a bowl
Got the urge
Now I fill it with junk
Suddenly energy popped into my stomach
Time to show these skinny boys how to get fat
Food becomes terd
I am fatter than ever before
Fatness is what occurred
And I want a sprinkles cover
On my ice creeam
My loud burps and farts show you how impolite I am on Sugercane ..

(Chorus)

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