Yo, yo
Have you gone to the zoo when animals acted rude? I have, I've seen gorillas making gestures quite rude

Flinging dung out at everyone, son of a gun! Show their nasty teeth, they're laughin', and they're havin' such fun

All these examples of mammals just like camels they're gettin' My temper flarin' I'm glarin' at a llama that's spittin'

That's it, I'm done this stupid wooly thing's gonna pay For hacking up a big fat lugey on my forehead today

I'll feed it something it won't like and stop it right in its tracks I found a spoon and a great big bottle of Ex-Lax

Look at you now, I bet you're really squirmy right now Ain't you, llama? Holy crap, you just keeled over right now!

I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass

One more time I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass

Now I think I'm in deep sh*t But I don't know if no one knows it

So before they lock up the zoo gates and close it I gotta high tail it, and hope that they don't catch up with me

And charge me with a count or two of animal cruelty

I didn't mean it, it was just supposed to be a big joke I had no clue at all the thing would tip on over and croak

So I split, feeling pretty guilty inside That llama's face is gonna plague me till the day that I die

What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb The smartest thing I did was jump the zoo fence and then run

They would've killed me, hell, cause now wouldn't you know The very next day was the big exotic all llama show

I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass

One more time I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurtyou I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass