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Song Parodies -> "I'm Sorry Llama"

Original Song Title:

"Cleanin' Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Sorry Llama"

Parody Written by:

Timinem

The Lyrics

Written August 2003. Live Performance Video From September 2003 Available Soon. Music Video and MP3 Coming Soon.
Yo, yo
Have you gone to the zoo when animals acted rude? I have, I've seen gorillas making gestures quite rude

Flinging dung out at everyone, son of a gun! Show their nasty teeth, they're laughin', and they're havin' such fun

All these examples of mammals just like camels they're gettin' My temper flarin' I'm glarin' at a llama that's spittin'

That's it, I'm done this stupid wooly thing's gonna pay For hacking up a big fat lugey on my forehead today

I'll feed it something it won't like and stop it right in its tracks I found a spoon and a great big bottle of Ex-Lax

Look at you now, I bet you're really squirmy right now Ain't you, llama? Holy crap, you just keeled over right now!

I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass

One more time I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass

Now I think I'm in deep sh*t But I don't know if no one knows it

So before they lock up the zoo gates and close it I gotta high tail it, and hope that they don't catch up with me

And charge me with a count or two of animal cruelty

I didn't mean it, it was just supposed to be a big joke I had no clue at all the thing would tip on over and croak

So I split, feeling pretty guilty inside That llama's face is gonna plague me till the day that I die

What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb The smartest thing I did was jump the zoo fence and then run

They would've killed me, hell, cause now wouldn't you know The very next day was the big exotic all llama show

I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurt you I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass

One more time I'm sorry llama I never meant to hurtyou I only meant to give you gas

But tonight they're cleaning up your carcass


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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweeet. I checked out your site yesterday and read all your parodies there, so I'll have to wait until they're all up on this one to vote for them. I had to give you 4-5-5 because you left out the verse that begins 'I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leaving her side...' Rhyming is otherwise humorous and well done. Perhaps you'd like to check out a few of my eminem parodies: My Name Is- (I'm Heinous) www.amiright.com/parody/90s/eminem30.shtml Business- (Christmas) http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem157.shtml I'm Cleanin' Out My Closet- (I'm Pleadin': Jot A Comment) http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem151.shtml Marshall Mathers- (Mathematics) http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem156.shtml
Kevin McInerney - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody rocks! Kevin
Cody Slusher - April 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it. That is freaking funny. Do another Eminem parody.

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