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Song Parodies -> "Steal It Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Steal It Joe"

Parody Written by:

Sarah Swanson

The Lyrics

dont like rap dont like eminem hope you like my parody dont care if you dont!
Look if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you saw and steal it
Would you do it or would you let someone else?

Joe TVs broken, phones working on every line,
But we got no money to pay the fine.
There's a 7-11 up the street I could go there to steal my meal,
Some extra cash to pay the man
He's nervous he don't know what to do
His honey is yelling go get the money!
To steal some doe or really get blown
What should he do he don't know what to do
He gets his panty hoes sticks them on
You can tell who it is what's the point of this?
He gets a water gun he don't own any real one.

You better get the money or your homeless now!
You don't own it but you want it now
You get one shot don't lose your chance to go
This opportunity come once a day JOE!

You better get the money or your homeless now!
You don't own it but you want it now
You get one shot don't lose your chance to go
This opportunity come once a day JOE!

He's walking out the door he needs a car
But he don't got one he must walk on the lawn
Its hot outside he's sweating now
Those panty hoes are killing him wow
He squirts the gun in his face
It helps a little but then it turns into sweat
He falls to the ground he's crawling now
He needs water but his gun is empty
He don't know what to do he's screaming wow
Water I need water give it to me please
But no one can hear him there's no one in site.

You better get the money or your homeless now!
You don't own it but you want it now
You get one shot don't lose your chance to go
This opportunity come once a day JOE!

You better get the money or your homeless now!
You don't own it but you want it now
You get one shot don't lose your chance to go
This opportunity come once a day JOE!

He's about to die now he looks up there's 7-11
It's been there all along he just didn't know it.
He opens the door the people look scared
Then they see the gun and they're laughing now
He doesn't know what to do his muscles are in control wow
He lifts his gun says give me the money!
They're laughing harder now!
They think it's a joke it's not funny
He means what he says He does have a gun!
He knows what to do he's not walking away empty handed.
Believe it or not he yells give me a job
He looks at the boy behind the counter his name is Bob.
Bob won't stop laughing he reaches for a shelf
Gets paper and yells fill this out!


You better get the money or your homeless now!
You don't own it but you want it now
You get one shot don't lose your chance to go
This opportunity come once a day JOE!

You better get the money or your homeless now!
You don't own it but you want it now
You get one shot don't lose your chance to go
This opportunity come once a day JOE!

You can steal anything you want to you know!
IM me at mmmkay2u2

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Frankie - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
pacing of the chorus is a little off, but it's funny, 4-5-5.

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