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Song Parodies -> "Stocker"

Original Song Title:

"Kim"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Stocker"

Parody Written by:

Nyla Howell

The Lyrics

Aww. Look at your fine body.
You're such a good boy. Little sleepy head.
Yesterday I watched you, sat outside and followed you.
Why are you so hot?
I don't understand, since the first time I saw you, I can't stop.
You're so hot.
I'm in love with you. Lay
back down buddy, if you move again I'll f**k the s**t out of you. (Okay)
Don't make me call the cops and tell them about you problem with pot.
Quit talking a**hole, why do you always make me feel bad about you?
How could you?
Just forget me, that's s**t I'd never do!
What's the matter?
Am I too weird for you?
Too bad, you're gonna finally listen to me this time.
At first, I'm like, you won't talk that's fine.
But now you've given some girl what is supposed to be mine.
Your eyes, your chest, your whole body is fine.
How could you let her sleep in your bed?
Look at me, Look at your stockier now!
I mean, Look at me!
I'm pretty hot now ain't I?
Little punk! (Why are you doing this?)
Shut the f**k up!
(You're f***ed! You're never gonna get away with this!)
You think I give a f**k!
Come on we're going for a little ride. (No!)
Sit up front.
(We can't just leave, what if my girlfriend wakes up?)
We'll be right back, then I'm gonna stuff her *ss in the trunk.

Chorus:
So long, ***hole you are so wrong.
I'm not gonna go on, letting that b***h f**k you.
You really f***ed me you know that,
you really pulled the wool over me.

I never thought that me stocking you would come back and effect me.
But I'm harmless, I never hurt you.
That started years ago, I figured you never knew.
That's f***ed up! (I hate you!)
Oh god my head is spinning. (I hate you!)
What are you doing?
Get in the car!
Close the door!
Does it look like you could really jump? (No!)
We're going sixty miles and hour and
we're on a mile long bridge and your stuck with me! Ha Ha!
What you think I'm kidding you?
You loved her didn't you? (No!)
Bull***t you ***hole, don't f***ing lie to me.
Then what's up with her always being on the side of you.
**** you ***hole, yeah bite me.
Hey. HEY! Why don't you like me?
You think I'm a freak don't you (That not all!)
No you think I'm a freak (Yep)
Well get f***ing use to me ***hole,
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE YOU, OH MY GOD, YOU HATE ME!
How the f**k can you do this to me?
How the f**k could you not love me?

Repeat Chorus.
Come on get out (I can't I'm sick)
I said get out f***er!
(Let go of my d**k!
Please don't do this!
Baby. Please, I love you,
look we can just forget her and leave)
F**k you, you did this to us! You did it , it's not my fault,
Oh god I'm smoking crack!
Hey, don't turn your back!
Hey, remember that time I was up in that tree?
And I was like so drunk that I fell and ripped out all of the branches.
That was funny wasn't? (Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it? (Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your girlfriend getting in a fight
one of you tries to grab a knife
and during the struggle
she accidentally gets her neck cleanly sliced (No!)
And while this is going on
a un-named person comes in and you panic.
The person leaves, but now there's a witness,
you slash your own throat so it's homicide and suicide with no note.
You should have known better when I started to act weird.
We could've ...
HEY!
Where are you going?
Get back here!
You can't run from me f***er.
It's just us, no one else!
You're only making this harder on yourself.
Ha Ha Got'cha! (Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it f***er, no one can hear you?
Now shut the f**k up and get what's coming to you.
You were supposed to love me!!
(Sounds of forced sex)
Now get up!
GET UP F***ER! GET UP!

Repeat Chorus.

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