A well f*** this s***
Man, you tellin' me
There are no more rooms left for us to sleep
The sign out front said you had vacancies

I'm so mad - they're all booked up
(Pout), why-y

The car's low on gas and our patient's thin
We pull up outside of the Holiday Inn
Had the special rooms, only costs a buck

I'm too late - they're all booked up
(Pout), why-y

It's after midnight and I'm wastin' time
Girlfriend's in the car but she's sleepin' fine
Finding a place so I could rest
My car breaks down, it scares her to death
Looking outside of her window she sees
Heather's Hotel sittin' on the beach
Next to a sign it said "Life's a Beach"

I'm thinkin' - are they booked up
Hmm...Hm..maybe, yeah

I ran inside, Sandi followed me
My bladder's in pain cause I need to pee
Sandi waits patiently, she's third in line
Hopefully now we can have a good time

When I came out what a chill I got
Heather had a room for us at the top
Handed me the key, handed her a pop

I'm askin', "Are we hooked up"
Oh...boy...hell yeah
Oh...boy...hell yeah

She's now booked up