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Song Parodies -> "Down With The Fitness"

Original Song Title:

"Down With The Sickness"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Disturbed

Parody Song Title:

"Down With The Fitness"

Parody Written by:

Shaniqua

The Lyrics

"Down With The Fitness"

Drowning deep in my sea of cellulite
Too much junk food I eat
Jenny Craig to lose some weight but my heart won't beat
And the chair breaks in half when I take a seat

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
More chins than a Chinese Phone Book
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the blubber in me

Get Up, Come on get down with Jenny Craig, open up your cellulite and let it drain though liposuction
You better get up
Never give up
Beauty is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the thickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
It seems that all that was skinny has died
And is rebuidling me

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The world is a fatty-food place
Now that you've woken up the fitness in me

(And when I dream)
No Jenny, not again
Don't do it again
I won't eat your lunch
I'll be a good person, please
No Jenny don't run me
Why did you have to make me breath so hard
Why did you have to make me wear a shirt saying "lard"
Why don't you,
Why don't you let me eat
Why can't you just stop trying and leave me alone
Why can't you just give me some KFC
Never make run on a treadmill again Jenny!
Or I'll eat you!
I don't need this
You no good money making fitness girl
How would you have to see how it feels Jenny
Here it comes, get ready to be swalloed


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