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Song Parodies -> "Ten Thousand Pits"

Original Song Title:

"Ten Thousand Fists"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Disturbed

Parody Song Title:

"Ten Thousand Pits"

Parody Written by:

Darth Matt

The Lyrics

For those people who hate the stench of sweaty armpits
Power Stick
Power Stick

One more stupid day when I smell my armpits
And I know I need deodorant, deodorant
Just another day when all that I want
Is a speed stick, deodorant, deodorant yeah


People can no longer cover their nose
The stench is so strong it knocks you out
You will remember the night you were struck by the smell of
Ten Thousand pits filled with sweat

Bad stench un-restrained dead on a sniff
Is the smell we will deliver tonight, deliver tonight
Your nose will writhe in pain this triumph of our pits
will give you seizures tonight, will give you seizures tonight, yeah

People can no longer cover their nose
The stench is so strong it knocks you out
You will remember the night you were struck by the smell of
Ten Thousand pits filled with sweat

This is the smell that is burning your eyes
This is why all the tough men cry

This is the smell that is burning your eyes
This is why all the tough men cry

This is the smell that is burning your eyes
This is why all the tough men cry

This is the smell that is burning your eyes
This is why all the tough men cry



People can no longer cover their nose
The stench is so strong it knocks you out
You will remember the night you were struck by the smell of
Ten Thousand pits filled with sweat

Ten Thousand pits filled with sweat
Ten Thousand pits filled with sweat

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing this song is a biatch, I know because I've done it myself, and I think the "deoderant, deoderant" parts are a tad off. For that alone I probably wouldn't have docked a point but I'm also a fan of varying monotonous parts and you don't do that with "this is the smell that..." x 4 so 455. As for TOS it was my favorite song for a whole month - or two - when the record came out, and like I said, I've parodied it myself. See your own URL in the browser and alter the "27" to "26" and you'll find it. :-)
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL
Larry Hensley - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
And I would give ten thousand fives

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