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Song Parodies -> "Teen Pop"

Original Song Title:

"Voices"

Original Performer:

Disturbed

Parody Song Title:

"Teen Pop"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Suck.
Yes, the pop queens,
Suck.
Yes, the teen pop,
Blows, blows.
Yes, the pop teens,
Suck.
Yes, the teen pop,
Blows.

Wake up,
You preppy freaks,
This is me, S.T.G.
Teen pop today is some freaky ****, now.
Yes, Dream, you're gonna whine when you listen to me.
You are gonna cry,
You are gonna whine.
Yay!


Whassup,
That little phrase,
Is so annoying.
Britney Spears is a skanky *****, yo.
O-Town, you're gonna cry when you hear this from me.
You are gonna cry,
You are gonna whine,
Yay!

Yes, teen pop is dumb.
Britney Spears and BSB are stupid,
Like Ricky Martin.
Shut those faggots up,
So that rockers can sing,
Their new great stuff.

'Sup?

What's Up,
I wonder why you like 98 Degrees.
Those faggots are into freaky **** now.
N'sync, you're gonna die when you listen to me.
JC gonna die,
Justin gonna die.
Yay!
Shut up,
You wonder why people listen to me.
Because we're into freaky **** now.
Teen queens are gonna die when they listen to me.
Brittany's gonna die,
Mandy's gonna die.
Yay!

Yes, teen pop is dumb.
Britney Spears and BSB are stupid,
Like Ricky Martin.
Shut those faggots up,
So that rockers can sing,
Their new great stuff.


Can't you imagine how good shootin' N'sync will make you feel?
I promise, no one will ever know.
There will be no chance of you gettin' caught.
N'sync hates you goths anyway.
So come on, be a man,
And do America a good deeed, too.

Help me God!

Yes, teen pop is dumb.
Britney Spears and BSB are stupid,
Like Ricky Martin.
Shut those faggots up,
So that rockers can sing,
Their new great stuff.
Yes, teen pop is dumb.
Britney Spears and BSB are stupid,
Like Ricky Martin.
Shut those faggots up,
So that rockers can sing,
Their new great stuff.

Teen pop blows!!!!!!!!!

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