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Song Parodies -> "Down with the Muppets"

Original Song Title:

"Down with the Sickness"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Down with the Muppets"

Parody Written by:

Ol' John Brown

The Lyrics

Part of the idea behind this parody is visual; imagine Dr. Teeth and Animal with the rest of the Muppet band performing this twisted peice . . .
(Fozzy Bear:)

Drowning deep in my sea of counting
Broken your Grover's head
It seems what's left of my Hinson side
Is now Oscar, in me

(Oscar from his trash can:)
Give it to me!

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
(The Count:)
Oh no, there is no turning back now
You've woken up The Count, in me
(ah hah hah!)

Get up, come on get down with The Muppets
You Kermit get up
Get down with The Muppets
You puppet get up
Get down with The Muppets
Open up your sock and give it strings

I can see inside you the Muppet is rising
Don't try to deny your ABC's
It seems that Mr. Hooper has died
And is decaying, in me

(Cookie Monster:)
It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these puppets
Living with these Muppets (oh no)

Frank Oz is a scary face
Now that you've woken evil The Bert me

(Kermit The Frog in a rage:)
And when I sing
No Piggy don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good frog
I'll be a good frog, I promise


No Piggy don't chop me
Why did you have to chop me like that
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a pig

Why don't you
Why can't you kiss Dr. Teeth and die
Why can't you just saddle Big Bird and fly

Never stick your hoof in my face again pig
Fraggle you!!!!!!!
I don't need this Beaker
You stupid, sadistic, Muppet pork
How would you like to see how it feels Piggy?
Here it comes, anvil fly!!!

Get up, come on get down with The Muppets
You Kermit get up
Get down with The Muppets
You puppet get up
Get down with The Muppets
Open up your sock and give it strings!
Not responsible for any nightmares generated from reading this twisted little ditty . . .

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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zfunky1 - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You're right about the visual. Great parody with incredible pacing! I'm a big Disturbed fan but an even bigger Muppet fan. Great "editing" job Kermit.... fan-froggin'-tastic!!

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