(Fozzy Bear:)
A-Wacka-wacka!

(Earnie:)
Drowning deep in my sea of counting
Broken your Grover's head
It seems what's left of my Hinson side
Is now Oscar, in me

(Oscar from his trash can:)
Give it to me!

(Earnie:)
Looking at my own reflection
(Bert:)
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
(The Count:)
Oh no, there is no turning back now
You've woken up The Count, in me
(ah hah hah!)

(Animal:)
Get up, come on get down with The Muppets
You Kermit get up
Get down with The Muppets
You puppet get up
Get down with The Muppets
Open up your sock and give it strings

(Gonzo:)
I can see inside you the Muppet is rising
Don't try to deny your ABC's
It seems that Mr. Hooper has died
And is decaying, in me

(Cookie Monster:)
It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these puppets
Living with these Muppets (oh no)

Frank Oz is a scary face
Now that you've woken evil The Bert me

(Kermit The Frog in a rage:)
And when I sing
No Piggy don't do it again
(HAAAAY!)
Don't do it again
I'll be a good frog
I'll be a good frog, I promise

(HAAAAY!)

No Piggy don't chop me
(HAAAAY!)
Why did you have to chop me like that
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a pig

Why don't you
(HAAAAY!)
Why can't you kiss Dr. Teeth and die
Why can't you just saddle Big Bird and fly

Never stick your hoof in my face again pig
Fraggle you!!!!!!!
I don't need this Beaker
You stupid, sadistic, Muppet pork
How would you like to see how it feels Piggy?
Here it comes, anvil fly!!!

(Animal:)
Get up, come on get down with The Muppets
You Kermit get up
Get down with The Muppets
You puppet get up
Get down with The Muppets
Open up your sock and give it strings!