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Song Parodies -> "(Tae-bo) Down with the Fitness"

Original Song Title:

"Down with the Sickness"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Disturbed

Parody Song Title:

"(Tae-bo) Down with the Fitness"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

It's not great, but it was done it five minutes.
Fats and grease I will soon be loathing,
Overweight and tubby I feel.
It seems the carbs of this King Supreme,
It's quickly affecting me.

Looking at my own reflection
When I think I should be thinner
Exercise's what I'm needing(Tae-bo)
Now I'm working my back out,
I'm kicking and I'm trying to be skinny.

Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Subs are not the way, plus you will still be flabby.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Ole' Jared knows that Tae-bo is an awesome fitness,
The tubbies all know Tae-bo is an awesome fitness.
Weight loss is the game, now let's get more fat off me.

I have all his videos, each fitness is tiring,
My legs and my abs, well, they feel,
They feels like all the muscles have died,
And now the weight is dropping.

My fat's gone, now where's my muscles,
Guess I'll keep on kicking,
Punching, swinging, and kicking (Tae-bo)
The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me

Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Subs are not the way, plus you will still be flabby.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Ole' Jared knows that Tae-bo is an awesome fitness,
The tubbies all know Tae-bo is an awesome fitness.
Weight loss is the game, now let's get more fat off me.

(And when I eat)
No Jared, no eating Subway,
Tired of Subway.
I'm not a fat guy,
I'm not a fat boy, I promise
Hey Atkins, I'm hungry
Why did you have to give me this fat,
Why did you say to lay off the carbs.
I'm tired, too,
Why don't you just exercise,
Why don't you just go exercise,
Why can't you just lose weight, just try.
Never stick your hand in my face, or I'll bite it.
I'm hungry!
I really hate this,
You stupid sadistic energetic lab expieriment,
How would you have to see how it feels, tubby.
Here it comes, burn fat off those thighs.

Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Subs are not the way, plus you will still be flabby.
Tae-bo, you know is an awesome fitness.
Ole' Jared knows that Tae-bo is an awesome fitness,
The tubbies all know Tae-bo is an awesome fitness.
Weight loss is the game, now let's get more fat off me.

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Bob O'Mara - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, good job! And you are right about some of the points in your parody. Dieting is not the way to get skinnier...exercise is needed. Take this from someone who knows the topic quite well! But ya, keep them funny one's coming!
Alex Roscoe - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice Song STG good job keep um comming
Melhi - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed this before! Great job with it, STG.

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