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Song Parodies -> "I am a Pirate"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Survivor"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"I am a Pirate"

Parody Written by:

Da Boys Of BCSI

The Lyrics

I am a pirate, aint gonna buy it
Just gonna burn it, then just return it

I am a pirate, never gonna give up
Long as no lag what, on the computer what

When I am in the can, I just dl it
Finish my business now my cds done what

Cause I am a pirate, not gonna buy it
Just keep on burning and then just returnin
My lyrics are fat what, like my civic

Put money in it what get nothing outta it
Its so slow what, will smith cds on what
Now I am unload on it what make lots of sound what
But don't go fast no, chix on it are ugly

Gonna get em pregnant, even though I have small nuts what
I am a black man, I am a white man what
Get lots a surgery what aint tellin the real what

Now my songs ill what pumpin gas at the station what
Don't care bout MS what or Air planes what
Cause my Civic has 4 dubs what

So I keep piratin cause I keep on Downloadin
I just hate Rock yo and da M. Manson what
Even tho he's great what and better
Then the crap what coming out of this song what

And I can't stand what
This f-in group what
On MTV what
Fake hair and all What

Look I can sing what
Make lots of songs what
Get lots of men what
With my fake hair what
wondering why what if their ball hair is real what

Cause my pits are filled what and my breathe is stankin what
Let's just end this song what before its pop on mtv What

To end my annoying song what
Let's play it again what all I remember is the ugly things saying what
And they keep saying they survive what
Didn't I see them on Full House what

Chillin with Michelle what
Stephanie and DJ
Comb Uncle Jessies fake hair what
with my afro brush what

CuZ I am PIRATE, I just copied this and made it mine what like Puff Daddy what
Or should I say P-Doody
Either way what this song is lame yo, drivin in my civic burning the plastic rims what
That I got from the MisArt what
I am really tired what of making this song what

But I have more word den dem what and my songs just as corny what
So I give up now, and I submit this, just finished typing it in less that 15 mins what
And if this went pop what, I would laugh yo, cause my civic yo would cruise on in yo

I'm just a PIRATE

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