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Song Parodies -> "Survivor (The Lost Version That Actually Rhymes)"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Survivor (The Lost Version That Actually Rhymes)"

Parody Written by:

Magnus von Magnusson

The Lyrics

Now that I'm out of your life
I'm so much fatter
You thought that I'd be green without you
But I'm Blue-ish
You thought that I'd be pointy without you
But I'm flatter
You thought that I'd be faithless without you
But I'm Jewish.
You thought I wouldn't drink without you
Now I'm boozin'
Though that I'd be slower without you
But I'm racin'
You thought that I'd be winnin without you
But I'm Losin'
You thought that I would sit without you
But I'm pacin'

I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm not gon throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance (Eh?)
I'm gon watch Tin Cup (Que?)
I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (Vas?)
I watch MacGyver (Yeah?)
And eat some Bacon. (Blah?)

I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm not gon throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance (Eh?)
I'm gon watch Tin Cup (Que?)
I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (Vas?)
I watch MacGyver (Yeah?)
And eat some Bacon. (Blah?)

Thought I couldn't breathe without
I'm inhaling
You thought I couldn't hear without you
I'm not Beethoven.
You thought I couldn't kill without you
I'm impalin'
You thought that I wouldn't drive without you
I'm Range-Rovin'.
Thought I would succeed without you
Why'm I on top?
Thought it wouldn't be over by now
Why won't it stop?
Thought that I would blow myself up
But I'm still alive
Thought I'd be dead by now
But I can survive!

I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm not gon throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance (Eh?)
I'm gon watch Tin Cup (Que?)
I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (Vas?)
I watch MacGyver (Yeah?)
And eat some Bacon. (Blah?)

I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm not gon throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance (Eh?)
I'm gon watch Tin Cup (Que?)
I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (Vas?)
I watch MacGyver (Yeah?)
And eat some Bacon. (Blah?)

I'm wishin' that you die,
Pray that you will cry,
Bring you lots of sighs, and flies, and no Denys,
(I'm not better than that)
I'm gonna blast you off the face of the Earth,
(I'm not better than that)
I'm not gon stab you, and your family
(I'm not better than that)
I'm not gon hate on you, and curse your birth,
(I'm not better than that)
I'm gonna sing about you like insanity
(I'm not better than that)
You know this stupid singing's going on too long
Cause no one puts an end, to this stupid song!

I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm not gon throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance (Eh?)
I'm gon watch Tin Cup (Que?)
I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (Vas?)
I watch MacGyver (Yeah?)
And eat some Bacon. (Blah?)

I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm not gon throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance (Eh?)
I'm gon watch Tin Cup (Que?)
I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (Vas?)
I watch MacGyver (Yeah?)
Just eat some Bacon. (Blah?)

(Beyonce)
Oh (oh) oh (oh)...

After of all of the Singing and not rhyming
Soon comes a part that makes sense,
If I surround my self with positive things
Maybe I won't kill somebody over this stupid song!

I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm not gon throw up (Huh?)
I'm not gon dance (Eh?)
I'm gon watch Tin Cup (Que?)
I'm no survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (Vas?)
I watch MacGyver (Yeah?)
And eat some Bacon. (Blah?)

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