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Song Parodies -> "Handlebars (Not The Flobots)"

Original Song Title:

"Bootylicious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Handlebars (Not The Flobots)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Dummy ...on the handlebars
Not well... on the handlebars
Hey Fonzie...on the handlebars
I don't think you should ride like this! (Oooooh!)

Lookin' smooth, you got your bike
Got a basket, gears applied
Bright red,color glide
Ride on, road tonight
Hate to be a picky thing
But you are, so crazy
Do you come from Planet Mars
On those fragile handlebars
You gotta sit down better
If you wanna ride your bike right
You gotta move your tushy
If you wanna ride your bike right
Move your hips, later'lly, yes, horizontally
Move, goof doof, move your ass thusly
'Cause it looks like you'll crack up from what I see
You will break your butt at time of take-off

I don't think you really should pop wheelies
I don't think you really should pop wheelies
I don't think you're ready for this
'Cause yer booty's in the wrong position for yer ride (repeat)

Hey Babe, off the handlebars!
Hey Babe, off the handlebars!
Hey Babe, off the handlebars!
I don't think you can ride like this!

You should not ride on the handlebars
You're about to fall right off
You'll fall really hard, break your hips
Or your thighs, move off there!
You're just not thinkin' good
Hope this ain't misunderstood
This is my lesson, thrown to the stars
Don't manhandle handlebars!

I don't think you really should pop wheelies
I don't think you really should pop wheelies
I don't think you're ready for this
'Cause yer booty's in the wrong position for yer ride (repeat)

Make yer booty turn around
Else yer body hits the ground
Yer bike's too expensive for for this, and your body is far too precious to be flayed
Your brain's like jelly, you take the chance
That you'll whip on your hips, you'll dip and take a crash
You riding on the handlebars is silly, I must laugh
You might cut your mug or fracture your ass (YAAAA!!)

Pow Boom crash boom on yer head boom-ay
Pow Boom crash boom on yer head boomay, boom boom ay
crash, boom a boooma boom a pow kerplow!!

I don't think you really should pop wheelies
I don't think you really should pop wheelies
I don't think you're ready for this
'Cause yer booty's in the wrong position for yer ride
I don't think you're ready to go biking
I don't think you're ready to go biking
I don't think you're ready for this
'Cause yer booty's in poor position for yer ride
(repeat to fade...)
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 5.0
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jack wilson - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Ive been wanting to parody this forever, loved it, 5s
Matthias - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't know what gave you this idea but this was great! I want to see you parody The Flobots song is great too and I would love to see you parody it as well.
SantaBaby - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord Agree . . sounds like a ' little'someone' is getting a bike for Christmas !
Rex - December 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Center of gravity, what a concept. Loved this!
bobpiecheese - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Okay, near-flawless pacing? Check. Ludicrously original idea? Check. Funny as all get out? Check. Looks like we got ourselves a winner! $555 for motorcycle damages!
Below Average Dave - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
One of the first parodies I did on this site was to this very same song, it's a tad insane, but something about it makes for very good humor, especially when put in the right hands. Your really knocked this one out of the ballpark, not just on a comedy end, but on pacing a crazy song. The original just begs to be parodied with it's name, and it's kind of a fun song to boot--not as annoying as some DC songs can be. . .great choice, great idea, just all around impressive.
Max Power - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Good.
Peter Andersson - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I think I saw that guy in the ER where I work last week... though snow shoes are the preferred way of transportation here at the moment. :-)
Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
(Wild Card)- I agree with BAD, this song deserves to be parodied with that title, very nice job!
Chris Bodily TM - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) I actually thought this was gonna be about handlebar mustaches. I guess I was wrong. Some pretty good lines in this one. Hearing that riff made me find Edge of Seventeen on YouTube. These girls know how to pick a good song to sample. I like the use of words like booty, butt, and ass, especially considering TOS. 555
Medemia - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
That's why they make spoke pegs - so you can pop wheelies and if you go back too far, the back rider can use his bootilicousness to not flip over. Enjoyable :)
Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't know why, but "I don't think you really should pop wheelies" is one of my favorite lines that I've seen here.
Jack Wilson - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
See above!
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah. . .see above
Matthias - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't think I can handle this... Just kidding, Great to revisit this masterpiece Agrimorfee.
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Missedthis one last time, but I'm on now for the full "ride"!!!
Jeff Reuben - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I missed this as well, good write on a tough OS.
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...nicely executed, but for some reason, this didn't really do it for me. Which is surprising, considering how much I love Destiny's Child and the idea of someone falling off their bike for doing something stupid.
DJ Blaze - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great one! I know exactly what this is like. 555
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Still good!
Invisible Boy - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Great idea and super pacing. Fun stuff Agri...
EmiLoca - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
The handlebars sub was excellent, and you found appropriate and clever rhymes for just about every couplet. Well done, even though I've had too many bike-related accidents to take this anything but seriously!
Mark Scotti - May 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one was a GREAT ride!!
Blaydeman - May 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) What a wild right Aggy! Pacing was near perfect, and it was really funny too. Man oh man, it's gonna be tough to beat this one.
Abbott Skelding - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Interesting topic to write about, pacing seemed a little off to me but maybe that was just me. Nice work!
D-mon - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) certainly threw me for a loop LOL!
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Below Average Dave - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmmm. . .see above is getting old on this one--so climb the comments to my first one for my opinion
Matthias - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm still waiting for you to parody The Flobots song... Perhaps I should put it in Cat's challenge parody contest. Although you're probably still waiting for me to parody "Lucas With The Lid Off'... I swear it's coming. Someday! This was a great parody as I said before.

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