Ethel, can you handle this?
Prudence, can you handle this?
Bertha, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!

Rolls are flying, we've arrived
Lookin' chunky, lookin' fly
Fattest chick here tonight
Dj, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender roast
There you are, I'm comin' baby
Don't you wanna devour me?
Can you handle, handle me?

You gotta chew much better if you gonna digest me tonight
You gotta work your teeth if you wanna keep me down tonight
I lick my lips carefully 'cuz I like what I see
Chew, swallow, burp can you digest me?
I got my stomach shook up and acidy
Hook up your fork, it's time for food baby

I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my body's too lardylicious for ya babe

I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my body's too lardylicious for ya babe

Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!

I'm about to break you off
Kit Kat goin' hard
Fatty hips, lardy thighs
Greasy hair, squinty eyes
Lookin' fat, smellin' food
Eating like I'm super dude
Look over my shoulder, food I've missed
I've got room, room for this

I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my body's too lardylicious for ya babe

I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my body's too lardylicious for ya babe

Move my lard rolls up and down (whoo!)
Make my fat butt touch the ground (whoo!)
I've got such big thunder thighs (whoo!)
Is my lard too lardylicious for you, babe?

I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips I knock you to the ground
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut the bread while we spread the jam

(Scatting)

I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for my jelly
I don't think your ready for this
Cause my body's too lardylicious for ya babe