[Noises of an engine starting and cluttering]

Stall the engine
(Minor fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Close the door)
On my Driving Test
(Check my mirror)
On my Driving..
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)

Stall the engine
(Minor fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving Test
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)

Ooh,
Been taking driving lessons for about a year or two
Now I stall the engine like I don't know what to do
Driving like a fool who's had one to many
Change into third gear- might do it later
Driving with my handbrake and my left indicator
Ooh,
Now I'm taking a test, I'm all on my own
Sixty in a thirty-mile-per-hour zone
Asked to do an emergency stop
I brake down firmly in third gear
Whoops a daisy forgot to steer

Stall the engine
(Minor fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving..
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)

Run over a cat
(Major fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving Test
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)

Ooh,
Asked to do a left bay park for my first manouvre
Set gear in reverse, put it in gear two
Now the cars moved forward, initial reaction
Shove my foot on accileration
This won't be my last driving lesson

Ooh,
Approach a roundabout, asked to go stright on here
So I stop at the junction and see if we are clear
I indicate, steer right, change gear
Crash into a mini and the instructor's in fear
he takes control and begins to steer

Crashed in a car
(Major fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving...
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)

Fail cockpit drill
(Major fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving Test
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)

Fail cockpit drill
(Major fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving Test
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)


Fail cockpit drill
(Major fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving Test
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)

So I pull up in a saaafe
And conveniant plaaace
And I look sad
My instructor's mad
He says that I've failed
And I should be in jail
Failed with 5 minor fails and every single major fail

Stall the engine
(Minor fault)
Cuz I'm feeling stressed
(Set the gas)
On my Driving Test
(Set the clutch)
On my Driving..
(Tick Tock, Tick Tock)